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We don't have official "away" throwbacks (white jerseys). Does this mean we'll be breaking those out this year, or do you think we'll just wear the blues?

I feel quite lucky that I happened upon this thread at page 16, and got to read that right off the bat.

Did he say "terrific" a few dozen times?

Uh, might want to take a pill. I think beastly was saying "I'd rather have him than Kelsay".

Great part of that link is the line by Stallone about "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot":

Damn, whenever I see those two names together I can't help thinking about that damn Dallas game. Damn. Shoulda won that one.

Awesome, thanks!

"Making the team" is slightly different than being "signed" or "brought back at least for our OTAs and maybe for training camp," which is what Jauron said.

That's a pretty big if, don't you think? What makes you think anything will change?

It'll be interesting, and should make for a fun season, but face it -- if he does well, he's outta here next year. If he doesn't do well, he's outta here next year.

By the way, in case nobody else has mentioned it so far...awesome work, Lori. Thanks for the writeup.

That vid showed Nelson catching a ball that I guarantee would have gone right through Royal's hands.

I liked the guy. I think too many people here give him too much grief. I wouldn't mind seeing him here again.

Wow, that's terrible. I had no idea she was battling cancer. How awful.

Nice to hear he's still around. Thanks for the write-up, nice work!

Well, I thought it was a pretty good joke.

I know they've made glowing cells, or cell components, but they've also had glowing organisms too? That's cool.

Here's a good one: Dogs that glow red. Sweet. Just think of the possibilities.... Oh, and something about this story just blows me away: 13 billion light-years away. Billion. I mean, just one billion light-years is way beyond comprehensible. The distance light travels in a billion years? That's just freaking ridiculous. The distance light travels in a single year is almost hard to imagine. This is talking about the distance light travels in 13 billion years. WTF?

Oh man. That hurts. That hurts bad.

Awesome thread. Just awesome.

I think we should sign him for the vet minimum. And then cut him the next day. Just for fun.

It's either a smokescreen, or it's right on par with the Bills new "Commitment to Mediocrity" slogan.

Yep, got some good ones. I had a most excellent prep, too, which is good because if it wasn't, I would've been pissed.

I don't know how long they've been using it, but it's magical stuff. By the time I felt it going into my veins, I was out like a light. And it's amazing how clear I was when I popped out of it.

Are you kidding me? It'll take at least another day or two for my raw butt to recover. No sense sprinkling salt (or hot sauce) on my wounds, so to speak. And BB, no trouble at all. I was hoping at least somebody would get a kick out of it.