I miss my old truck ... it was a stick, so I could downshift to slow down without my tail lights going on ... that would get their attention ... {mwah ha ha} Worked great for tailgaters too!
Yes, I am a bastard, but I hate having to pay for the stupidity of others ... every since I got herniated and bulging disks in my neck courtesy of some stupid little chicky gabbing with her friend and slamming into the back of me.