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Sketch Soland

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  1. Nice. But I will circle jerk with someone around here soon. That's really why I came back after hiatus.
  2. I LIVE DAMN YOU! I LIVE!!! LET THIS BE A LESSON TO MY ENEMIES! I AM NOT TO BE VANQUISHED LIKE SOME 2-INCH LIMP PENIS LIKE VABILLS!!!
  3. Did you spread Shaq's butt cheeks or something? I'm just sayin: let us in on it.... does he have a expressively puckering chocolate starfish?
  4. Please make a semi-coherent post if you are someone who needs to be geopolitically relearned by Sketch Soland. You know who you are.
  5. No, I told you to suck on the erect penis of an African Hyena because you secretly self-fellatio to Jonas Brothers DVDs. Usually people who self-fellatio to the Jonas Brothers like the "real-life" experience of fellating an African Hyena. Just wanted to be a chum and pass that on! You got it all wrong, my friend.
  6. ! That's trademark Family Guy stuff, biatch.
  7. Gringo, you know you've always won in my heart.
  8. In the Labyrinth David Bowie sends his regards.
  9. A gentleman never tells! how goes it my good man?
  10. I only have one thing to say: VABills can suck the erect penis of an African Hyena. That is all.
  11. when you let me into the building on the hella DL.
  12. Average sperm ejaculator size award. But not zee winner.
  13. SO SKOOBY MY BOOBY! You are the horse du jour. Please send me an IM about your darkest fantasies!!
  14. Honorary emeritus award. But not zee winner.
  15. Hello all, Can you solve this riddle? "A man goes into a government office. The man asks for the governor. He is not available, says a person. The man walks out of the office. Question: who is the least informed?"
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