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OBAMA WAMA WHAMMA JAMMA BAMMA!

Don't be mean to PJ. He's may be more clueless than Alicia Silverstone but he's still a sweetheart.

GRUNTLED GRUNTLED GRUNTELED GRUNDLE!!!

empavreshed kiddos need eatsies not rainbos, I feel no bad.

WOW! ScIENcE is dee hammer!

I like dee TWIzzLes!

Why does it matter what we think? Tom, you seemed to indicate support for Obama in some way. I was just probing your reasons for that support (in whatever way that means), considering that my understanding of your political inclinations was that you had no great love for either party or their candidates. This sounds like good advice to me. I think the question that I would ask now is: why would you ever vote for someone that you didn't support? (i.e. Obama, in this case)

Bingo

I'm with Meatwad I NEED CANDY! Any will do.

So how could you support Obama in any way, when he certainly would not do any of that, being of the socialist bent that he is?

I love you PJ, but do you really not realize what a sham your political understanding is? Are you really that dense? Don't worry, I still heart you.

BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

So are you saying Obama won't take your money and waste it? Or are you saying all the major party candidates will waste your money, so vote for the one that orates "unity" rather than some other rhetoric, even though there's no logical or empirical reason why orating on the nebulous concept of "unity" makes the rhetoric any different?

Fixed

Nope, Steely's into 80's braziers. Maybe he has an A & F '05 around for variety, but he sticks with the JCP '85 regular like.

I hear Steely Dan masturbates to 1985 JC Penney Catalogues.

You gotta break some eggs to make an omelette. It got them back to Israel, didn't it? YAWN

I know, right?

BLUEBERRY FTW!!!! :D

You should see the white crystals.

I thought they were from crotch gardens in Florida?

NSA FALL DOWN AND GO BOOM!!!

I lost 4000 posts and Pinkie Pie in the great crash of 2008. SOMEONE WILL PAY!

Nice try. The old "hey I'll play along game". Not going to work here. The board will know of thy seedy and sordid ways O RLY? So Momma Dan doesn't need the 50 K now, hmm? LOOKIE HERE BOYS! I think we got a regular Hillary Clinton here!