todd

That one is an absolute classic. One of my favorites. Carlin was brilliant.

Funny! Brilliant comment!

So you've told that joke twice now. It wasn't any funnier the 2nd time. Care to try something original, or aren't you witty enough?

Ah. Now I understand. Yes, I responded to the wrong post. I was refuting the post where Mephistopheles said that reed wasn't much bigger than parrish. BTW - I think Roscoe is great. I think he has a specific role on this team, however I think Reed is more valuable overall.

Not sure I understand what you mean. Here's the quote I was refuting: "If parrish is "too small", then Reed is not much bigger." I think my facts are straight. Don't jump down my throat, please.

I'm sorry, but you are wrong. Josh Reed is 5-10, 210 pounds. Roscoe Parrish is 5-9, 171 lbs. Josh Reed outweighs Parrish by 40 pounds. Facts don't support your opinion. It is time you admit you are wrong.

You apparently don't know much about how valuable a WR can block EXTREMELY well and at the same time be very surehanded. I don't remember what game it was, but Reed was blocking a safety all day. I remember watching him and the dude was getting more and more pissed the whole game. Reed pissed the guy off so much by finishing his blocks, the guy lost it and hit him late and got a 15 yard penalty. Bills score. That, my friend, is a tenacious and valuable WR.

Yeah, nobody would have ever expected overblown press coverage on TO, nor would anyone have expected retarded posters to eat it up and post about it.

The fact that you don't recognize your own hypocrisy is pretty funny.

Dickerson was a classless wank if there ever was one.

Any moron who disrespects Ralph is an ****. You're real close. Mend your ways.

Don't let your solid logic get in the way of someone's retarded options, tho. Careful!

That will be awesome. I guess we know who the cab driver is now. :-)

Thank God they still let them play the games. Thank God you only have 100 posts.

Umm, they saw a rookie corner.

Yes, we should sign him. That would be brilliant. We should cut Evans and sign him.

Thanks very much for the fine reporting!

Dr. Z was clearly the best before his stroke. Not only that, his books are good. I've read "Thinking Man's Guide to Football" and it is great.

Again, there's yet another insinuation that the Cheatriots* are manipulating the injury report for their own gain. Isn't the team good enough to win without cheating?

A testament to Flutie's mobility and Johnson's suckitude.

I think it will be great to have a real football guy on MNF instead of that long string of non-football goofballs. Limbaugh? Fool. Miller? Elitist wanker. Kornheiser? Never had anything good to say. I watch football for the football, not for the human interest stories or other opinions. I wouldn't want Chucky as a coach, but I bet he'd have some good insight as an announcer.

No, douche, you should go to another hamburger stand. Please do. Try the Raiders.

Yep, you can boo him but all that does is prove your ignorance. As an American, you should honor those who fought for your ability to boo someone. One of the people you should honor and respect is Ralph Wilson, who is a WWII vet. If you want to boo Ralph and act like a moron, at least respect Ralph for his contribution toward your privilege of acting like an idiot, you ungrateful buffoon.

The solution is to use proper grammar. It really isn't hard. Just remember what you learned in grade school.

I did. Growing up lots of people used "smoking dope" to mean smoking pot, but I know what you mean. There's a huge difference between having pot in the car vs. something worse.