Last September I got rolled on my way to work doing 90 in a 55. I was a little late and usually don't see many popo's on my way to work. Anyhow, the popelian gives me a $427 ticket and sends me on my way. When I went to the court the one time told me to go to, the receptionist said she had no record of the ticket and that if they didn't receive the proper paperwork by the next day (my court date) then it would be dropped. I called the next day and she said she hadn't received anything and i'm off the hook!
Fast forward 6 months...
I get a DMV letter in the mail saying my license is going to be suspended for failing to appear!
So I go back to the lady that helped my before...she says, "Oh the municipal court said you didn't appear, this is circuit court."
So I went down to the courthouse to talk to the judge but he was busy dropping the hammer on some other unlucky sap.
I explained the situation to the clerk and she said the po wrote the wrong court on the ticket and I don't have to pay sh-t!
90 in a 55...and I pay NOTHING! hahahaha!
Can anyone top that?