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cantankerous

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  1. "watching Schouman and Fine catch four-yard passes and then fall down is pretty ridiculous." LOL sooooo true!
  2. Wow. Please go away and never return.
  3. Yes and i've grown tired of it. Sign the f-ckin piece of paper, become a millionaire and get your lagging ass out on the field Aaron!
  4. Digging for crystals? Big f-ckin deal.
  5. Stupar at least LOOKS like a real TE. Schouman looks soooo little. haha
  6. I found it refreshing. It means the Bills just got the ball back and something to actually cheer about. I'm all for it.
  7. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr da durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  8. Seahawks cause they're my 2nd favorite.
  9. Remember when Pat Williams picked off Feely, and ran it back for a touchdown. LMAO
  10. Jauron coaches scared. Scared his starters will look like sh--, scared they will get hurt...etc etc etc
  11. What the hell are you talking about?
  12. At least he went to the NFC and not the *Patriots.
  13. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/...l-with-packers/
  14. Well unlike Jauron, he did show improvement.
  15. Minus the 2 dui manslaughters.
  16. A man approached a beautiful woman at a supermarket and said: "I lost my wife in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a while?" She looks at him funny and asked. "So why should I talk to you?" He answers:"Because whenever I talk to a woman with titties like yours my wife just pops out of nowhere"
  17. I like Lee Evans. I hope this is the year he just sh-ts on people.
  18. A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One". The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65 ". The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"
  19. Says "not a chance in hell...son." I believe it.
  20. C'mon...like that would happen.
  21. I don't have any problem with it whatsoever. It's up to your opponent to stop gadgets like that...and the Bills had no clue. It happens once in a while, but sure made them look bad.
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