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It's up to Elmo how he wants to sue but he is a "character" and Jack "declared" him to be anti-semantic so that is probably the way he will go. The guy in the park imitating Elmo is the one that got defacated because the cops made him take his face off. Jack just linked the videos and did not defacate anyone.

Hey dude I was just looking out for you. I don't want you ending up in court with Elmo on declaration of character charges.

You say tomato I say potato.

I know I am in the minority but boo boo foot has to prove ON THE FIELD that he wants to play after signing that contract.

Obviously or why would he just ramble on and on like that? Yes I realize he has an inferiority complex but that alone can't explain it Anyway I have a theory that while Harris's line of crap has helped him get dumb chicks into bed he is never satisfied because when things start going his way and the chick whimpers "Oh God" the whole thing just falls apart and he has to start from scratch. And I'm not saying he cares what she says either. My guess is that the chick realizes what she has said and starts wondering if that messed things up and when chicks think, as we all know, it is not good. Thus Harris has to go out and try again. This is why the atheist braniac schtick won't really work. He could make up something about converting and then he could say "Oh God", the chick could say "Oh God" and everyone would be happy except people like us on message boards that are still forced to listen to this crap.

Who has a better chance of getting laid? That guy or Sam Harris?

Dear Albertan, At the top of page 3 you asked why Harris would want to get laid. I have already answered that. Please feel free to ask any other question firing across the wide Canadian gaps between synapses.

What part of Canada are you from?

The thread title is misleading. It states that Elmo was on this rant when in fact the linked article points out that it was an Elmo impersonator. The second video actually shows the guy and even in the first one you can tell it is not Elmo's real voice. I am not a mod but would kindly request you to change the thread title. Thanks.

Why what? Please ask a question that makes more sense than a Canadian and improve ppp .

If you don't know why someone would try to get laid then you're not doing it right.

Every kid in the world knows that it is inevitable that Hungry will one day attack Turkey. This will leave them open. I hope it doesn't get out of control.

I don't think they're going to find anything.

Let's flowchart this to see if you're being a douche: Is your name Sam Harris? If Yes: You're a douche If No: You're a douche

I am reading between the lines but I think they might be really really tough guys who wear tight yellow shirts and yell at cars and go to town hall meetings to cry to the authorities. That French guy named Bernard sounds very intimidating. If the town fathers don't give him freedom in the streets, he might threaten to no longer bake his famous baguette.

He only has to be more of a man than a spandex mafia type. That bar isn't set real high.

I'm not mad at him for any reason. I pity him because he is a douche bag with self esteem issues and an inability to get laid. See the difference?

Unless he is Barney Frank in which case it is all of the above and then some.

Perhaps he should have said no credibility outside of the spandex mafia. Aka the real world.

Give the guy a break. He's only trying to get laid.

Regardless of his beliefs/non-beliefs he discusses things in a way that talks down not only to the religious but also to his own audience. For example; in your video he explains how Mormonism is less likely than Christianity by applying mathematical principles like basic statistics. He than goes on to mock Mormonism like a very bad stand up comedian while talking down to his own audience by explaining basic laws of probability about nine times as if they are 2nd graders or Canadians and can't understand. Regardless of whether you agree or disagree with his arguments it is easy to see he is a douche bag. This guy is clearly using atheism as a mechanism to get laid. He could just as easily be selling Amway or the Brooklyn bridge or be selling a specific religion. He doesn't give a crap about atheism. If he was born earlier he would have been a loser pot smoking hippy douche but he wasn't, so he is an intellectual sounding atheist douche. It is probable that his schtick was refined based on his inability to bed the first chick he really dug and that somewhere deep down he is still pining over her. If she somehow reappeared in his life wearing a cross after her own conversion he'd probably convert to impress her. He is a douche lacking self confidence. Do you get it now?

I thought you were Canadian. If so the last sentence of your post is nonsense.

Am I allowed to call Sam Harris a douche bag, because.....well.....he is a douche bag? Or does his atheism make him unquestionable?

Condolences. Love the art work. He will forever be part of the Bills.

Classic spandex mafia argument. If one staggering drunk once walked outside the cross walk, it gives the right to every bicyclist to snarl up all the roads and curse at all the people driving cars.