Without going into private body parts like some of the people here seem fixated on, wouldn't you agree that the overall sub-par hygiene in Europe made this ruling imminent? Let's face is, most Euro-chicks have the armpit hair of a lumberjack. The teeth of Brits and Canadians look worse than the teeth in most pre-historic skulls, the average euro-toenail is so desperate for help that the healthy cells re-align to spell out "GIVE ME LAMISIL" and a full two thirds of dudes and one-fifth of women have visible ear wax in their sideburns. There is other stuff like the fact that french people wipe their butts with water fountains and things too disgusting to mention. I will say that I am going to invest in Charmin and try to bring it to Europe. I think people will like it once they use it and I will have made my $$$$$ by the time the sewage infrastructure, built in 1284, bursts from cloggage.
Given all of these facts it is unsurprising that some judge would want to force everyone to have disgusting nether regions. I don't agree but partially see the point in having a matching body either all gross like a Euro or all clean like an American.