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ieatcrayonz

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  1. Canadians are ridiculously stupid and China is exploiting this. It is sad because we are right next door. We have been "Mr. Nice Guy" to Canada all this time and our reward is our commie enemy starting a slow takeover of our northern border. Our Los Gatos foreign policy and a bunch of do-gooders who wanted to help backward countries like Uganda, Bangladesh and Canada have contributed, but if we continue to look the other way at how stupid Canadians are we will continue to get results like this.
  2. Maybe he barfed up chicken wings like Easley last year.
  3. I think the worst one ever was when the original dream team with Jordan and Ewing and the rest lost to the Russians after they gave the Russians 3 or 4 tries to make a full court play. Eventually they scored a layup. Every time they missed they came up with some bs and gave them another try.
  4. Cut him some slack.....Humpback can be almost as tough to interpret as Farsi.
  5. Raiders of the Lost Ark Star Wars The Godfather Singing in the Rain
  6. Looks like I had a whoopsie with the cut and paste or maybe my taxes are going down a lot but unfortunately paying trillions is probably correct.
  7. I guess but he was Neo so why would anyone want to be neo anything?
  8. Estimated only as I hope my income will increase: Taxes under current model:$82,528,675,197,694 If allowed to expire: $93,375,301,078 That's almost an $11B difference.
  9. No disrespect to Captain Hindsight but in that war the winners are the losers.
  10. Clearly you are really smart at Farsi because you said so. My lollipop interpretation must have been off slightly. I am working on getting better at that stuff so cut me some slack. Maybe it will help if I go back to some of your initial pearls of wisdom from this thread. From that I learned that that Mahmoud's speech was friendly and that he was trying to help Israel before they hurt themselves. That is nice of him because I'm sure he wouldn't want Israel to have an oopsie and wipe itself off the map. I thought DC Tom was really mean for pointing out that this was not at all accurate. Maybe he should have written it in Farsi so you would not have been so offended. I don't blame you for never responding because Tom would have probably just added more facts and made you feel bad again. See here is where I get a little confused. I know Farsi is hard to understand so might have really been the Iranian guy saying: "Screw you guys, we'll just keep stringing you along." I mean they are enough loopholes in that statement to make me wonder. Then again it is Farsi and you're the expert. And sorry about that "emotional mess" last post btw. With you switching back and forth between Farsi and English it gets confusing. What I'm wondering is if you think the "feet kissing" quote was really just a bad interpretation or if you think a bunch of jews control the US elections. At first I thought it was a language thing but then you posted weird stuff which made me think you agree about the feet kissing. Granted it was incoherent and non-specific but it still seemed that way. Just looking for some clarification. I am not too political at all but I can definitely tell you I am not neo anything. I think ALL of the Matrix movies sucked.
  11. See just when I thought I was getting good at interpreting Farsi and all that talk about lollipops and stuff you go and confuse me. Is the source bad because they interpret farsi poorly like I thought or are they bad because of who they are? If they are bad because of who they are and whatisname really said those things then is he wrong or right? You must think he's right because if someone in the US thinks it they must have thought it in english which is easy to understand unlike Farsi but you are tying it back to the original quote from the bad source who clearly are bad people but at least they're getting better at interpreting farsi in the last few days. But that would make it seem like you believe a bunch of "zionists" are controlling the US election which would sort of make you sound like a rambling paranoid racist but clearly that can't be it because of your clear thinking about farsi being a misunderstood language. I guess that isn't totally fair because after all you have held to the high standard of proof of "some critics in the US saying it". I really don't know where to go here...I'm too confused.
  12. I don't click on those Peter Pan links but nice try. I explained the origins of the word and the symbionic nature of it and also "runs". You make up some crap and then put in stuff about plants and rocks? What was that for; to make line #1 sound more realistic?
  13. Hey dude I'm with you on this one. It is the J Post's misinterpretation that makes them run quotes like this: when the correct interpretation is: I mean those reporters should do their research and understand that "annihilation" really means "amicable dealings". You have taught me a lot about how to watch out for poor Mahmoud being misunderstood. Thanks.
  14. The answer is pours. Well the real answer is one of several words that some people might see as racy or offensive. An example is "schwantz" or "pecker". And Greg ought to see a doctor about seepage. It should be a more healthy flow. If you meant he was somehow sweating pee which is not possible then your answer is pours. To clarify I asked if the smell of asparagus or Golden Crisp was coming out of his pours. I did not ask if pee was leaking. That's just silly. When a verb and a noun are the same word and conjur similar images they are known as symbionic like when a hippo lets an otherwise annoying bird pick the food out of its teeth. The bird gets to eat and the hippo can tell the overpriced dentist to stick it. The noun and verb benefit the user by requiring less stuff to remember. Think of the word "runs". Example: Beerboy runs to the ladies room because it is nearby and those 14 chili dogs gave him the runs. Same word, one verb, one noun: symbionic. Poors means a bunch of people living in Canada or another third world death trap. I am not aware of the word pores existing but maybe it is a food some snooty people eat that has expensive chocolate and marshmallows instead of Hershey bars and regular marshmallows. You might also be thinking of spores which are like a seed but for crappy plants, not nice ones.
  15. First of all you for calling me a Canadian. And yes I know Canadians and other Euros have stupid spellings that use too many "u"s but in this case the spelling is correct. I will use it in a sentence: It was so hot, that the sweat pouring over Beerboy's tertiary chin dripped heavily onto the road leaving a trail for miles behind him as he staggered away from the plane wreck caused by his sudden recurrence of spiral vaginitis.
  16. OK I'm sorry. It was a heat of the moment thing and out of line. Are you sure it is from being jaundiced and not just being scared? I'm not sure why being jaundiced would impact your skin. They try not to touch the people they are saving with those things. When did you crash your car? How long did it take them to extract you? Were you holding in your pee during the rescue operation? That could explain it. Do you smell like asparagus or Golden Crisp like your pee would if you had peed it out? Maybe it is coming out through your pours.
  17. Are you saying he committed at least TWO murders?
  18. I don't know if that means your hispanic or chinese or native american or even canadian but I have not read anything racial in this thread from the righties or lefties until this. It might not be white or black or yellow or red or whatever but I can tell you one thing your skin needs to be.......THICKER.
  19. All the people that yammered on and on about Donte and feel self conscious because he has become an all pro.
  20. Do you think it is possible that all these roads are being built not so businesses succeed but so that Mitt's horse will hurt its hoof?
  21. What a shock to see another bearded commie making up fake characters and telling us all how we are stupid.
  22. Dude don't let them bother you. I once had a great idea for a Bills tailgate party on Europa and these guys relentlessly hammered me for forgetting the detail about us not being able to travel that far into space and transport beer yet. Turns out the big thing was that the Bills wren't even planning a game on Europa due to the fact it is in a different time zone and it would screw up the TV revenue.
  23. Don't worry about the crap these guys spew. One time I said I was pretty sure that none of the Pony Express guys had GPS systems to tell them where they were and I got laughed at. Technically though I think he is right. None of the founding fathers had a car when they were working on the constitution. I also remember hearing the story that when they were getting it ready for release they really pissed off the guys at Kinko's who had to hand collate all that stuff in a big rush. I don't think Xerox released the auto-collate feature until around 1802 or thereabouts.
  24. I am too busy to read this thread but am wondering if it relates to OCD members of the spandex mafia being worried that they might catch a disease from their ride. Geez some people will spend money on anything.
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