With all of the confusion in the other thread and all of the unnecessary Ed bashing, I feel I must tell you who I really am.
I do not come to this point easily because I value my animosity and hold it dear. My time with Lee taught me the ways of truth and how that is the only way. I admit being disorientated after I found Lee with dirty pictures of Marsika Carpsikova or whoever, but I have learned to separate the messenger and the message.
Lee was not the second coming, no pun intended, as I originally thought. Her message was still clear.
Because this is such an important thread, I must reciprocate that Capri Sun sucks and that it seems to have a grip on the moderators of this board. We must all find a way to unite and fight this battle. These comments alone will get this thread deleted so I hope you read it fast.
You must decipher the clues below. A clue for the clues: Think "trilogy".
So here is my true identity.
I am a simple man but with great means. Until I met Lee I used those means to seek out and delight babes from all over the globe. Lee convinced me to concentrate on spreading the truth. I have learned much from Lee but remembered the truth is not the only thing that needs to be......
I seek to tell you all to not concentrate on my identity, but on your own. I long for the day when "Smokinandjokin" is merely "Jokin" because we all need lungs to be fruitful.
I greatly miss Sammy and vow revenge against his evil twin. I have given the twin a code name of "Diablo" which means devil in Indonesian.
I had nothing against Capri Sun until I tried in vein to open the packaging. I then realized their conspiracy. They are quite nefarious.
I even have decided to help you seek truth by encoding my identity. I think this method is rather inventive.
I especially like posts in this forum involving music. They help me to spread my great knowledge and to feel needed.
I deem this thread to be important not because of who I am but because it will help you on a road of self discovery.
I intimate many things in various threads, many of which are over your heads, but they are never in an effort to make anyone feel ignorant.
I very much enjoy women. Oh wait, I already mentioned that above.
I delay no further in telling you who the truth. In these clues you will find everything you need.
I eventually broke down. Now you know all.