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  1. ieatcrayonz
    I usually leave the scuff marks where they are. It reminds me of whatever chick I was with at the time. As for your issue, gooey stuff and time will help. Is there any way you can lift your garage into the air?
  2. ieatcrayonz
    Ok, if that explains the word "Nip" in the title, I'm not sticking around long enough to see about the "tuck".
  3. ieatcrayonz
    He was being sarcastic.
  4. ieatcrayonz
    I don't think you get it. "Page" has a double meaning in my joke. This sicko Foley was having sex with these underage kids? What a jerk. How many did he sleep with? Bob Seger's song only has a single meaning.
  5. ieatcrayonz
    What does Senator Mike Foley do when he is done reading legislation at night? "He bends a page over." How can I get this published in a joke book? How much $ can be made here?
  6. ieatcrayonz
    What did you settle on? Let me guess. Capri Sun.
  7. ieatcrayonz
    Whatever. On #1, it could be a good answer. Fruit and vegetables are the same species so stop being all high and mighty.
  8. ieatcrayonz
    1. Grapefruit 2. Whichever one has the most gooey stuff. 100 Grand? 3. I don't know too many songs about fractions. I'll pass. 4. Gum 5. That little rabbit from Goodnight Moon who is always asking for something.
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    What about TO? What round pick should we give up for him?
  10. ieatcrayonz
    I can sell you infinite menues at a penny a piece. Do you have PayPal?
  11. ieatcrayonz
    90- 1 to suggest prepping with overnight gooey stuff in the socket.
  12. ieatcrayonz
    What's really funny is that they gave him a Playboy and sent him in the back on a quest for gooey stuff.
  13. ieatcrayonz
    Crap Throwing Monkey Duck!
  14. ieatcrayonz
    Here is the best fit for Melissa in Philly's friend I think this Algo rhythm works
  15. ieatcrayonz
    Ask the expert
  16. ieatcrayonz
    Next time try applying gooey stuff over all the holes.
  17. ieatcrayonz
    I hear if you combine it with vaseline, spray it on your brakes, hold your car up in the air and let the moon shine on it, you will never have a problem.
  18. ieatcrayonz
    Not if they see him first
  19. ieatcrayonz
    Jeepers! When does the ban start? I just flopped a Royal Flush. Hurry up and bet.
  20. ieatcrayonz
    Hamsters are nice and have a lot of potential. If she fed them all silica she would probably rule the world by now.
  21. ieatcrayonz
    I had a Hamster once but now he has been taken away from me. This woman deserves all the punishment dhe gets. Oh, how I miss Sammy. God help me if I catch his evil twin. I will be in the cell next to this woman.
  22. ieatcrayonz
    VA Bills scores on E-HM!!!!! It's the hottie on the right
  23. ieatcrayonz
    TBD moderators got a date Figures
  24. ieatcrayonz
    Let us know how the date goes
  25. ieatcrayonz
    You said it, not me.
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