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NCDAWG

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  1. Oh they will....GO SABRES
  2. That is funny and sad at the same time...
  3. They were if were a good ol' boy.
  4. I was a teenager in south fla and we used to go to the midnight movies on the weekends. That was back in the day when wearing camo pants was cool. The ones with 20 pockets. Well during one double header I had to dump, so off to the restroom I go. Sat down in a stall to do my business and a guy goes into the stall next to me and sits down. From his shoes he looks to be a very well dressed business man. So screwing around I found a candy bar in one of my pockets, take it out and proceed to rub it all over my hand. Then reach up under the stall divider and slap my hand on his side right under the toilet paper holder. Then I smear it around a little and shout," Hey dude can you help me out....I ran out of toilet paper. Just for an added effect, I reach under again and tug at his pant cuff and ask again for tp. I never heard a word...he just ran outta there.
  5. Toronto will always be ugly stepsister. The loafs seem to feel that they can just step onto the ice and win game because they are the almighty LOAFS.
  6. But sir you want a linebacker?
  7. Jay Cutler
  8. The only thing it sounds like is that you are a bitter Loafs fan.
  9. Ya know what I loved was the fact that those canadian jerk-offs calling the game, had nothing to say during the replays of the sabre goals. They just ranted how this face-off should of been outside the blueline or so and so was called for a bad penalty. HAHA And PS how about Rayzor on the post game show ripping Mats Sundin a new one, saying he is a cry baby. B-E-A-utiful.
  10. Well what do you expect?
  11. How many times did belfour hit a sabres player? What a dirty ba$tard. GO SABRES
  12. Quinn looks like he could spit nails in that second period. GO SABRES
  13. http://www.billsdaily.com/news/index.shtml#012606
  14. Bills daily is saying that the Bills offered the dc job to Bates and are waiting to hear back.
  15. Should never happen to kids. My prayers are with her and her family.
  16. When you dropped your drawers did she ask you to squeal like a pig? Or on your file was it stamped, you got rurl purdy teeth. Glad it went well.
  17. Take a dump on the examining table, she won't notice your small pee-pee.
  18. I have a group of doctors and you get who you get...sometimes a woman. I find it best to have the mind set of "it's go time". I am butt ass naked when she comes in the room. She got a chuckle out of it the first time and then she got the wierd stuff out of the way right up front...then the rest is easy.
  19. I noticed in the scene with his wife in bed jack did not have any of the tattos on his arms...just an observation. Wonder who his wife was sleeping with?
  20. Isn't Marcus McNeil a Right Tackle?
  21. Automatic 1 to 2 Deck Card Shuffler This is the one I got for them.
  22. Amazon has them and they are relatively inexpensive. Bought one for my parents that have a hard time with their hands.
  23. Are you high? Marcus Vick? C'mon dude thats what this struggling team needs is a criminal who got kicked off his college team.
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