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I like the part about slowing virus testing. Massively great idea from stable genius President.

I heard a nice line about shameless hypocrite and plagiarism. I though he was making fun of melania again, but it turns out he was actually mentioning a guy who was last president over three years ago. I think trump secretly has a man crush on Obama. It’s the only explanation for why he keeps talking about him. Barack this, Barack that. Sad!

if by full you mean half empty I completely agree with you.

hoax.

Maybe next he’ll talk about the John Bolton book.

But not so many people. Sad! Small crowd for a small man. At least he emerged from hiding in his bunker. Unfortunately this irresponsible event threatens to worsen the pandemic. What a loser.

Biggest rally crowd ever. Thousands of people wore Tom Bauerle invisibility cloaks. Good thing nobody was hurt when the outdoor stage came down.

Maybe trump can release the results of his latest physical so we can see if Bunker Boy is hiding something besides himself.

I thought it was like a Clark Kent/Superman thing. I saw Professor Chaos there and I wondered of KoKo was some kind of superhero alias that I wasn't aware of, or if I had possibly (and inexplicably, given the quality of the show) missed a South Park reference.

What’s the adage about the lawyer who represents himself having a fool for a client? You just walk into this stuff. It’s barely even amusing anymore. Come back with something that makes me laugh, I beg you sir! Duly noted, old timer. So how did you pick the name Koko, anyhow? I remember. Not classy. And not even mildly funny. If you’re going to insult me you gotta have better material. I’ve got a good one on the way for you; I want you to bring your A game tonight so I can have some fun with it.

It’s too easy. It really is. Hoax.

I’m not begging to do anything to anything of yours. But I have noted that you self-characterize as having a cork. Sad!

I think you’ll fly this flag loudly and proudly. You have given me no choice but to place you on the Homophobe List.

I was having a nice day, casually munching my lunch, when I read this. Those friggin’ lefty “journalists” are always interrupting people. You’re right. I wish they would just put a cork in it and shut up sometimes to let the alt-facts come out. Day. Ruined.

I’m glad to hear that you have found joy in your existence. Now project that joy to others, sir!

Upon whom do you place blame for your ***** life? I come to this place for laughter and fun. You patronize it as a means of expressing your anger and self-loathing. I feel badly for you, and I hope that you are able to make a new friend today who can bring some joy into your life. Cheers!

You can just tell me. I’m genuinely curious. Australia? NZ? Germany? All interesting places.

Hoax. I improve your lives. I’ve helped you in particular to a tremendous extent. I know you appreciate it. You’re welcome!

Yup.

Whataboutism. Nice. Here’s the deal. We’ll never know if Hillary or Bernie or the former governor of Maryland who nosed around the race in 2016 would have done better if she/he had won. Trump has been the president for the past 3.5 years, and what has and has not happened during his term is on him. Speaking for myself, I believe in the rule of law. I believe in the United States Constitution. I do not believe in crushing unions; in point of fact, I strongly support them. I am proud to have marched with people demanding social change and true equality for all. I do not believe in juicing the economy with tax breaks that disproportionately favor the rich. I also do not believe in juicing the economy on borrowed money for which future generations will have to account. I abhor the xenophobia on which Trump trades. I also believe in the dignity of America and in American superiority. Trump either does not share or has actively undermined my policy goals. He is epically outmatched by the simultaneous generational crises that he has allowed to fester this year. And he has tarnished the American image and reputation. So for that reason, I’m not for him. I never will be. I question the intelligence and motives of those who are. I will vote accordingly in November. And I will not forget those who supported the blemish on American values embodied in Trumpism. So, where do you have the realtors looking? I’m genuinely curious to learn the locations that you’re considering.

That might be true. But then he added water by bringing his merry band of sycophants to town. Draining the swamp was another alt-promise. Instead he just made a bad situation worse.

Just like the border wall reviving the coal industry was an alt-promise.

You should take your own advice. In the few weeks that I have patronized this forum, you have, among other things: 1. Admitted that you have tiny baby hands. 2. Displayed a severe case of Biden Derangement Syndrome. 3. Acknowledged your “wine cork” status. And 4. Regularly behaved as a victim of the Trump Hoaxes. Even this morning, as I sat down hoping to peacefully munch on a breakfast vegetable and enjoy some fine Canadian coffee you startled me into a state of wonderment. I previously thought that you could not be the victim of any more Trump Hoaxes. It turns out I was wrong. Yet again, and very sadly, you exemplified your victim status again this morning through your contention that Trump’s promises with respect to the efficacy of the border wall were “fake news” or “alt-promises” insofar as you now believe that, contrary to the 2016 Republican Platform, the wall was intended to be only a speed bump, as opposed to a barrier sufficient to stop pedestrian traffic. It’s sad. It’s also less than marginal. I encourage you not to stumble down the ramp, but to run to a hoax-free zone. It was supposed to be Mexico, but that was an alt-promise. Now, apparently, Mexico will pay for it indirectly and in the future, perhaps with cryptocurrency or precious metals mined from Mars. But that too may turn out to be an alt-promise.

Hoax. I just happened to have a copy of the 2016/2020 Republican Platform on my desk this morning and noticed this gem: “The border wall must cover the entirety of the southern border and must be sufficient to stop both vehicular and pedestrian traffic.”

Did I mention yet that Jesus was a brown person? FYI.