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dib

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  1. Wench.....beer.....bag...... I gotta get home.
  2. When Dick squeezed one off his friends were nuts.
  3. Was Dick ever in the military? I heard something about sea-men
  4. I heard dick slumped a little after he shot.
  5. Remember- "Guns dont kill people, Dick Cheney kills people."
  6. McIntosh's wife is not going to press charges for spousal abuse. Another Dolfelon off the hook. In other news, water is wet, and the sky is blue.
  7. What if his fingers smell?
  8. Olympic hockey now is NHL light. Tense muscle? What the hell is a tense muscle? Is that something Mrs. Hasek would like?
  9. Ditto dropping the subscription. I dont want Winston protecting the QB's blind side.
  10. "Beat those commie bastards"
  11. Dolfelon LT McIntosh was arrested for domestic violence. When police came to his home his wife was on the bathroom floor and unresponsive. She was taken to the hospital with head trauma.
  12. As told by Irv Weinstein: "Hasek grips groin, grimacing grimly"
  13. Your mom is warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
  14. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.
  15. isnt that the team from Necessary Roughness?
  16. [/url] and follow it up with this photo. 603793[/snapback] Is she choking the chicken in the last picture?
  17. I wouldnt mind figure skating if the girls were commando.
  18. They sent Dead-Eye Dick Cheney Our VP hunts with a girl gun, from the safety of his car, and shoots his friend, but doesn't kill him. The first Gulf war suddenly makes sense to me.
  19. I think it's a requiremnt that the men be in 'short form' so their outfits dont bulge.
  20. Where are the Patsies at ? 603608[/snapback] We do not end sentences with a preposition. It is "Where do the Patsies be?"
  21. Makes me wish I had fuzzy......oh never mind.
  22. Darth Vader and Ella Fitzgerald Ella Vader.
  23. On a side note...dutch girls rock 602834[/snapback] But only when they're on top.
  24. good thing this isnt a basketball board then we'd have to use the 'dribble' analogy
  25. guess he should have used a 'ball' point pen
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