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Tux of Borg

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  1. I remember when a school fight consisted of two chicks pulling each other's hair. We'd form a circle around them hoping to see someone get their shirt ripped off. Aww... the good ole days.
  2. NSFW: Adult Language, so you may want to turn down the sound. http://www.mustangevolution.com/forum/t26094
  3. http://www.411mania.com/music/news/51087/G...-Date-Again.htm Guns N Roses Postpones Album Release Date Again Posted by Michael Melchor on 02.22.2007 Oh come on, don't act so surprised... Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy has once again been postponed. The band announced in December that "Chinese Democracy" was tentatively due March 6, but with that date fast approaching, the album is back off the schedule. "There is no official release date, as the band is currently mixing, but after some delays and scheduling difficulties, things appear to be moving along," reads a post on GNR's Web site. In other news... Former Guns N Roses guitarist Buckethead will be releasing 13 different albums on February 21!
  4. My Website BUSTED! Community College May be in Trouble for Giving Athletic Scholarships to 67-Year-Old Disabled Granny Who Somehow Lettered in Three Sports - We're not going to pretend we understand all the chaos that's going on at Bishop State Community College in Alabama. State investigators have pretty much thrown their hands up in frustration after trying to figure out where all the money went. One example: a man who was paid to attend and teach the same class. But that pales in comparison to the still developing story of the 67-year-old disabled grandmother of an employee (since charged with a crime) who received not one, but THREE athletic scholarships to play sports at Bishop State . . . and just months before she died. According to school records, she lead the women's basketball team in scoring last year, was a catcher and cleanup hitter on the softball team and threw the shot put for the MEN'S track team. What a trooper! Not only did she have the will to go back to school at that age, but she also was in good enough physical condition to play junior college level sports against athletes nearly 50 years younger. No wonder her heart finally gave out! Our hats are off to you Granny!
  5. I doubt it... she was caught off guard and her best comeback was "you're gay".
  6. This is the same Joe Rogan that was dropped by his agent and banned from the Comedy Store. Edit: Didn't Joe accuse Denis Leary, Dane Cook and Robin Williams of stealing jokes as well?
  7. The song grows on you after you listen to it a few times. When GnR broke up I thought Axl would turn into the next Ozzy. He'd find these great guitar players out of nowhere and make them an instant guitar hero. Obviously that hasn't happened, and this new material isn't anything special. I will say though Axl is a better song writer than Weiland of VR.
  8. Critics have been waiting for 14 year for a death or serious injury to happen inside the octagon. I'm sure the odds will catch up to them someday, but so far they have a pretty good track record.
  9. David Petraeus (my old commander) is now running the show in Iraq. I'll be interested to see how things unfold under his watch.
  10. We bought 17 pizzas at a discounted price of $165. When the pizza guy came we gave him $190, which included a $25 tip for himself. Here is the question... do you base your tip on the regular pizza price or the discounted pizza price?
  11. 28 is the cutoff age for American Idol? Guess you do learn something new everyday.
  12. Peyton didn't win it single handedly. His defense got hot at the right time and carried them to the superbowl.
  13. It takes real talent to !@#$ up a solo you wrote. Next year just play the Lingerie Bowl at half time and be done with it.
  14. I can't figure out why sales are slumping. The Billboard Hot 100 1 Beyonce 2 Fall Out Boy 3 Nelly Furtado 4 Daughtry 5 Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg 6 Gwen Stefani Featuring Akon 7 Ludacris Featuring Mary J. Blige 8 Jim Jones 9 Fergie 10 Justin Timberlake
  15. Sweet November - The only movie Keanu Reeves didn't ruin with his bad acting.
  16. I watched the first two fight before getting distracted by the opposite sex.
  17. 1) The social elite on this board who never had premarital sex. 2) Nobody in their right mind. Waste another draft pick on a project RB? Great idea.
  18. I like the guy but he really needs to hang it up.
  19. You can't go anywhere in Myrtle Beach without seeing hot Russians. They work 2-3 jobs while over here, and go back to Russia at the end of the summer very wealthy.
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