I volunteer to make the ultimate sacrifice for the team. I'll sign for the league minum $230,000 a year, and walk around with a clipboard. If need be I'll come in for 2 plays to hand off to a RB. Don't worry about my arm strength. I can throw just as far as any other QB with 2.5 seconds of pocket time. By signing me, you won't have to waste $760,000 on a veteran QB that will never play a down.