Dick tries to fool everyone and Brian Moorman comes out on the field as QB.
Hikes the ball and pitches it to A-train as Moorman heads out into the opposite flat.
A-train hits him and Moorman jukes, jives, and stiff arms his way down the field 74 yards for the opening score. Than he proceeds to punt the ball out of the stadium during his celebration and it hits poor Mike Schoop in the head in the parking light, knocking him out into a coma and ending our misery of poor sports talk radio.
That sounds good to me.