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    A new twist on the bride story... http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1122
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    I think Peters is going to be here for another year at least so he can continue to learn/develop. Make or break year for Sobieski. Gudy will probably be on the practice squad.
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    TD intentionally steps on cracks to break grandma's back.
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    TD drank /dev/null under the table and then taunted him for not being able hold his alcohol.
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    TD felt bad for drinking /dev/null under the table which lead to /dev/null's hangover. So he sent an email to apologize (TD didn't call or ring the doorbell because that might have exacerbated /dev/null's hangover).
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    TD planted the straw that broke the camel's back.
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    Likewise
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    TD stiched up Winnie the Pooh when Cristopher Robbins was unavailable.
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    To quote/paraphrase John Madden: "The team that scores the most points usually wins the game."
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    TD dresses up as the Burger King guy to scare me into wetting my bed. And let me tell you, my wife is not amused.
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    TD gave me the encouragement I needed to stop wetting the bed.
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    TD just carjacked and pistol whipped me.
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    TD apologized for accidentally bumping into me.
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    In a drunken stupor, TD trashed my house.
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    I once saw TD help save a cat from a burning building.
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    For a second there I almost thought you were talking about RJ, but then I realized you couldn't possibly be. RJ would have been sacked well before the TE ever came off the line.
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    And let's not forget how he saves whales and other endangered species!
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    Oh my...
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    TD paid off my bookie so my legs wouldn't get broken.
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    Agreed. I am rooting for him.
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    Well maybe if you stop trying to drink TD under the table this sort of thing wouldn't happen...
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    The old fashioned way: get them knee deep in hookers and gin.
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    Dad, is that really you?!?
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    TD introduced me to my wife. Wait a minute, am I sure I have this one in the right thread?!?... yup right thread!
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