Crap Throwing Monkey

I will not state that I have no recollection of ever admitting confirming not denying such a conversation did not take place... ...or something...

Yep. Wife doesn't fall for it either.

Married two years, myself. Trading single entendres with Lana is how I try out new lines before embarrassing myself feeding them to the wife.

No, I was just trying to get you upset enough at the insuination to post some pictures proving me wrong. I figured someone here would be too dense to see my purpose...hadn't expected it to be inkman, though...

What is so hard about "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto (optional)"? I have a harder time remembering these stupid-ass mnemonics.

D) Drink and B word, like any true American.

Yeah, right. And people accuse me of having an ego... Don't get me wrong, you're evidently cute. But modelling Victoria's Secret lingere?

A latter missile strike.

I know. I assumed he meant half of America that actually have penises. Though it wasn't really an assumption as much as it was giving him credit for being smart enough to only be referring to men. Given that he wasn't smart enough to put his appartus in his checked baggage...maybe I was being too generous...

It was either 70 years ago at Nuremberg...or the other day on PPP.

Thirteen minutes for that come-back. Way too !@#$ing long. What the hell's wrong with you people?

Can be. Explosive residue can be corrosive. And even beyond that...go key your car, and see how long it takes for the scratches to rust.

They added one, and decided the asteroid Ceres was actually a planet (just like it was back in the 1800's, before it got demoted). And they may have decided Pluto's moon Charon was in fact a planet in and of itself (not an unreasonable decision, for orbital center-of-mass reasons). But then they decided to add a third group of "sorta-but-not-quite-planet-thingies", and lump all those in to it. It's basically to appease the complainers saying "But Ceres and Charon really aren't planets!" It's all politics...

But...but...but...missiles always punch perfectly round, flanged holes in sheet metal! Seriously, though...the damage looks generally consistent (I'm not an authority) with a small explosion above the vehicle...which most helicopter-launched munitions could cause. It's not inconceivable that an Israeli helicopter launched a Hellfire (or TOW, or whatever they use) at a vehicle a couple miles away that exploded above the vehicle, peppered it with fragments, and ripped off the roof dome...and hysterical eyewitness accounts of such are more than enough to account for the bogus reporting. And there's no such thing as a clearly marked anything on the battlefield. Even a great big Red Cross painted on top of a white van can be missed if viewed at an oblique angle from two miles away...

Why not "uranal"?

You're just jealous because you're not nearly as cool as the rest of us... Damn, I nearly got all the way through typing that without laughing, too.

Given that, with my post, four men have posted in this thread, that would mean two of us use one. But then, I know I don't...which would mean that of Gary M, Ray Finkle, and \gbid/, two of them do.

Right. Like Lana could hit any of those poses successfully...

Lousy reasoning, too. The main reason they stripped Pluto of the title "planet" is because its orbit is highly elliptical and passes inside Neptune's, and they've somewhat arbitrarily decided that planets have nearly circular orbits... ...which is stupidly heliocentric reasoning. Of the several hundred extra-solar planets discovered, there's more than a few that have elliptical orbits...thus wouldn't be considered planets, even though they're bigger than Jupiter.

You forgot my statements to the effect that human races are not subspecies. And I was correct with all of them. And it wasn't "FDR's" Dresden bombing, you fool. Jesus Christ, you can't even get that simple fact straight, and you think you know something about it.

Produced by KurtGoebbels77?

Is there any other kind of American voter?

I bet those look great on your floor...

Tom Cruise in Collateral Kevin Kline in Silverado

And if the truth is dressed in "Armor of God" pajamas, it's a pretty big !@#$ing clue...