Crap Throwing Monkey

And all at the same time, no less. The miracles of modern medicine...

Or, as Shakespeare put it, "Strong drink giveth the desire but taketh away the ability." But I suppose "Weed lowers sperm counts" is just about as poetic. Maybe.

I think that time is tomorrow night at 8pm on WWE Raw...

Statistically speaking, statistics are misrepresented 104% of the time...

And although the internet was created over a period of decades...if you misuse relativity and ignore all other disciplines of physics, one can prove that the Wikideity actually created the internet in six days...

"...full of sound and fury, signifying nothing..." It's a negotiating tactic, learned from the North Koreans.

Bomb Jerusalem? Good plan.

1 In the beginning The Wikideity created the internet. 2 And the internet was without content, and void; and darkness was upon the face web browsers. And the Spirit of Al Gore moved within the tubes. 3 And The Wikideity said, Let there be light: and there was light. 4 And The Wikideity saw the light, that it was good: and The Wikideity divided the light from the darkness. 5 And The Wikideity called the light Wikipedia, and the darkness he called Google...

Did you know it was actually a cruise missile that hit the Pentagon?

But with the exchange rate, it's a C- in American grades...

PhD in what?

You know...I had a whole bit planned here, and you really just !@#$ed totally it up, thanks.

That just sounds so pornographic...

I've been working on it for years...but there always seems to be just one more experiment to run...

Not like OJ...

I'll rue the day that becomes common. Just one more of my talents rendered obsolete...

Kornheiser's smart. He's also a DC sportscaster, I believe, and as such is probably the last person on the planet willing to share a booth with Joe Theisman.

How utterly abnormal and downright scandalous for someone in the media...

He didn't see any, therefore all the bodies that other people saw don't count. Perfectly logical.

What, you think if a plane hits the top of a building, it should damage the foundation? Are you a total !@#$ing idiot? What research have you done? You've seen a couple of amateur videos posted on the internet. Have you visited lower Manhattan or the Pentagon? Have you spoken to any eyewitnesses? Have you seen the results of the metallurgical analysis on the steel from the World Trade Centers that show tensile and fatigure failure completely inconsistent with any explosives? Hell, for that matter, just tell me if, in all your research, you've discovered what happened to the passengers and crew of American 77 - the airplane that you claim I didn't see hit the Pentagon. Did United just lose a plane somewhere and no one found it? Did a hundred-plus people go into Witness Protection? I'm flaming you? I saw the plane hit the Pentagon with my own eyes!!! For some of us, that day wasn't the mindless entertainment of conspiracy theories...we had to live through it.

I'm not going to flame you. You're actually right - even more, you actually understand what you don't know, which puts you on a much higher plane of self-awareness than KurtGoebbels.

He'd be hard pressed to find many actual physicists who'd find Schroeder a relaible source, too. Doesn't stop him.

Except they're not factually accurate, they're verifiably wrong. I know for a fact, without even resorting to references, that 165 tons of incendaries were NOT dropped on Dresden. And yet...you did. I explained it quite clearly: you're confusing the biological and sociological definitions of "race". Maybe I used too many big words, so let's try this: "Race" can mean more than one thing. It depends on the context. You don't even know what context you're using it in. No, I quite understand it. Better than you, considering I actually know something about it. Unreal. I am a published physicist. I already described how Schroeder - who is a theologian who has published nothing in physics in his entire career - was factually incorrect. It's not an opinion. It's scientific fact. Ah, irony. Your ideology blinds you to facts. You wouldn't even know one if it bit you in the ass.

Maybe he had a very low tolerance...

Funny...you can replace "Snakes on a Plane" or "movie" in your post with "Democratic Party", and it's still largely applicable. "If anything, it will subject us to more of the same "dumb as a marketing device" Democratic Party."