Draconator

Man. I need to vent a bit. Hasn't been really fun for the past 2 weeks. My Rush sites completely dissapear on May 5th. I contact my webhost, and they say that they are doing a server migration, and that all the sites would be off for no longer than 4 days. Although I am pissed, I realize that there is nothing I can really do. Plus, there was no advanced notice for this. I come to learn that my hosting company (managed.com) was purchased by WebHostPlus. They are located in New Jersey, and they decided that instead of having a bunch of clients in N.J. and California, that they would just unplug everything, and fly all the hardware to New Jersey, plug everything in, and hope for the best. (Seriously. Someone was told this.) Here we are on May 17th. The server is not up. They had the wrong IP listed for my server. Other clients are loosing all of their data. It's very possible that 6 years of posts on my messageboard are gone. Oh. Every email, every promise of a return phone call, every support ticket, has been ignored. Promises of "your sever will be located, tested, and back on-line by 5PM today", have come and gone. When we call back, a different person says "what do you want us to do? There's a lot of other people in the same boat as you". On a Web Hosting forum, we were gathering serious support for a class action lawsuit, when the owner came in, and promised everyone that he will get their servers up personally. Of course, one client got their informtion, and a "hardware upgrade" gave them a whole other complete hard drive with someone's information. Another client had their hard drive installed on someone elses computer, and the other people is using the other guys information (and data client list). So, just imagine TBD, either being controlled by someone who thinks football is the tournament played next month, or every single posts are gone forever. That is probably what is going to happen to me...

Not so far...

It will be Las Vegas. Mayor Goodman is hard up on getting a professional franchise in Vegas. It really doesn't matter to him if it's MLB, NBA, or NFL. He just wants a team. This article talks about the Chargers now possibly staying in San Diego County, due to the county amending their lease. Who contacted them about the Chargers relocating in Vegas? Good old Oscar Goodman. Who's to say that Goodman also hasn't already contacted Ralph, and would be ready to scoop the Bills to Vegas when Ralph passes on? It's a thought, and a valid idea.

Mr. Mortensen cannot be reached this morning. He has crawled up Mr. Donahoe's rectum, and will be detained there for some time. Sincerely, ESPN.

Look here, and all your sexual irrelevant fantasies will be fulfilled.

CALL CHICKEN LITTLE QUICK!!!

I admit, I read this, and laughed! Nicely done!

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION WE HAVE CONSUMED A ROLL WE HAVE CONSUMED A ROLL WE HAVE CONSUMED A ROLL

You would think... It's Williams.

Kyle Williams, DT - LSU per Chris Brown's blog.

This one is great!

Yeah. All really bad picks with no possible impact to the teams that selected them... Great find!!!

Have you heard of Free Agency...

Exactly. I was attending to my daughter who wanted me to watch Blue's Clues with her. What did TD's love gobbler say this time?

I like to call that store The Home Wrecker

Halloween in Castro?

Damn!!! The podium is still in great shape!!! After months of inactivity, it's good to see that the podium hasn't slacked off one bit! I see better things for the Bills this year already!

If the Saints don't take Justice, the Jets are next...

Houston also passes on Justice!!!

Berman just had a great line. "The Giants now have a great team for Scrabble".

Wow! The Bills Presser about McCargo, they are really ripping all those draft "experts".

Colts - Joseph Addai? Edit to say: I really don't know much about Addai, so that's why the question mark.

Jets are building themselves a pretty good O Line. And Justice is still available...

Much more clear and concise than the original.

Anyone have a translation for this sentence structure?