Draconator

I was all set to buy tickets to this, but then I checked our calendar and we'll be in the Caribbean on a cruise. As much as my wife and I love Billy, we would rather sip rum in pineapples in 85 degree temps.

5000 seats

There's gotta be some porn I can watch instead

This is nice. Billy Joel will open a new arena at the Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls, Ontario on Feb 25th. A rare opportunity to see Billy in a fairly intimate setting.

That was amazing!!! Thank you so much for this!

Dude, you would just wear your blue outfit and fly around trying to block an onsides kick by the opposing team.

Brady didn't say anything that isn't untrue

Right play, right call, bad execution.

I was thinking the same thing. Never used his mouthguard. Yet he flosses on the sideline...

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35032570/rams-wr-cooper-kupp-ankle-surgery-go-ir LOS ANGELES -- Rams wide receiver Cooper Kupp will have ankle surgery Wednesday and be placed on injured reserve, coach Sean McVay said Tuesday. Kupp will miss at least four games on injured reserve, but McVay did not rule the receiver out for the rest of the season. McVay said the "tightrope" procedure that will be performed on Kupp typically has a recovery time of five to six weeks.

Nicely played

We won't be able to see ourselves though. In my case, that would be a good thing

I'd care if the loss means no more games for that particular year.

Ok Coach...

You want to talk laughable? I've seen your high school senior photo

And tell me exactly how many games are left in the season to change that narrative....

And?

You'd look better...

Let them all get in the playoffs. We'll win when it really counts, in January.

Just get in the playoffs and wins 3 or 4 in a row. This team is highly capable of doing that.

You blow goats

It's threads like this that is keeping me from taking a deep dive into Two Bills Drive. Oh, @BillyBilliams, you're a douchenozzle.

Shouldn't have posted this pic. @FilthyBeastmight get overly excited and make a brand new thread about how the Bills are going to lose and be out of the playoffs...

Actually there was no watermelon smashing on this album. Just him and his spoken comedy. It has a lot a swearing on it so that's why it appealed to the 10 yr old me.

One of the first albums I ever owned was a comedy album of his. Rest in peace.