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Another op-ed by someone with a clue. Mark Stein

Grew up in Buffalo, NY. Member of Resurrection Church. Graduate of St. Francis High School. My dad tells me nutty stories too. His parents were divorced in the 1950s and the nuns at his school actually punished him for it. The thought of people treating my father poorly when he was a kid makes me delirious with rage but there's nothing I can do. Thankfully, everything I experienced was the exact opposite.

Easy, just make some of the balls weigh less than others.

I thought they had a contract with NBC, similar to what the Arena league has - no money to the league until NBC breaks even.

I was mad at TD when he made that "Alaska Darin" pick but now I think it was definitely the right move. Though he's still the son of Satan.

I really didn't like it that much. Maybe the best Nike commercial all time was last year's Lance Armstrong one that ended with a little kid on a bike chasing after Lance.

I just want to see Derek Roy play again.

Closer for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. What is that? Like 10 save opportunities a year? And no one cares anyway.....

Mrs. Cleaver was hot. So was Donna Reed. Nowadays we have to settle for skanks like Paris Hilton on TV.

Which one of us "internet buddies" was in such great peril that we needed Darin to rescue us?

Who would you have drafted?

The problem is that as long as TH plays here, he will never be a 1400+ yard running back. As long as he's a Bill, he'll be getting 2-5 carries per game to help out McGahee. We didn't trade a great running back, we traded a malcontent who didn't want to be here and was only going to be a problem behind the scenes. TH didn't have much value to the Bills anymore.

I had an entire childhood's worth of Sunday school and spent four years at a Catholic high school, and I never heard anything close to what you described above. We actually spent an entire year studying other religions in high school (pretty sure we even visited places of worship for other faiths too) and were taught to respect other faiths.

Remind me not to piss you off.

Doot Doot Doot Doot Doot-DOOT-DOOT!!!! Doot Doot Doot Doot Doot-DOOT-DOOT!!!! Arrrrrrghh, I can hear that music when I sleep!

Normally Darin would shoot a homeless person who tried living on his property.

...I would crap my pants. Explanation: More

You're either with us or against us. Ah screw it, I don't care. Just so long as I can find a FLIGHTSUIT to wear for the invasion (a little Psy-Ops), I'll be happy. Who's bringing the FAKE PLASTIC TURKEY?

He's not Tennyboy?!

You say that like it's a bad thing. You hear that, nozzlenut? The Wingnuts are coming. We're coming for you! (That very idea should just about ruin her day.)

That's another problem with the NBA. Why on earth would they purposely name a team "Wizards"? That's horrible! How did that happen? "Alright, we need a name with some street cred. I got it - Wizards! That sounds like a classy name for a group of athletes. OK, now for some colors...Everyone likes teal and yellow right? With big cartoon font? Great!"

I'm exhausted at this point, but apparently I'm in charge of the Rove coverage around here so here's the latest: Rove email So Rove's plan to smear Joe Wilson was to wait for reporters to call him on unrelated matters?

...with laser beams on their heads.