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I've found that you can tweak this dedication/alcohol ratio. For me it started out at like 1 to 1. Now it's pretty much all alcohol with dedication as an occasional chaser.

I think my little girl has the same onesie. I also need to get her something new for the upcoming season.

She is cute. Yes By the way, how !@#$ing cool is Fred Jackson? (no need to actually answer that question because we all know the answer is Totally Badass Mother !@#$ing Cool!)

Unless she has a garbage disposal where her hoo-hah should be... YES. (if she does, then I change my answer to Maybe)

Wow. RIP.

Ah, the "Eddie Murphy."

Happy Birthday to the man with three W's in his last name!

And this year's two SB quarterbacks are built like McCauley Caulkin.

Pant, pant, drool, hummina hummina [eyes bug out, tongue rolls out three feet long], ah-ooooga!

That's funny, my lady came home with a bottle of wine too!

Satan lives! The year is One, the year is One! God is dead! Hail Satan!

The bloom is almost off that rose.

Oh, thank god, beerball's back.

That's a very good analogy.

This kid does not need to worry. Even if his lawyer dad does not win this case, these are the kind of people who always get ahead... 1. Ignorant 2. Self-righteous 3. Pushy It’s the a-hole triple crown. If you’re lucky enough to have parents who foster these traits in you, congratulations! The world is yours.

Nice work putting this together. The only conclusion I can reach from this is that the Bills need to trade their 1st, 2nd and third round picks for about 40 picks in the 5th, 6th and 7th rounds. That's the only place they're able to find talent.

There's a minor groin surgery?

He doesn't need his wife to ruin him. He's on the -ing dolphins for sake!

I don't think she's so great. I mean, I'd nail her of course, if not for the fins connection. But in a given week, I see 5-10 waitresses way cuter.

Naturally crispy.

I am post. I am win.

By the way, it's a pretty bold statement from a guy whose entire head appears to be made out of hashbrowns.

I guess he’s trying to make fun of Gilmore’s hair. But since he spelled the man’s name wrong, garbled the grammar, and expressed a sentiment that is random, hateful and vaguely racist, he really only succeeded in making himself look like an ignorant jerk. p.s., I don't tweet either. All those extra symbols included in these idiotic quotes always make me feel like the humanity has been removed and replaced with cyber-bull$#!+.

He eats pieces of **** for breakfast?

Why has this dumbass golfer have so bad grammar skill?