stevestojan

Awful. Shameful. I won’t be waving any Kamala flags or celebrating my vote for her. If the right had just nominated anyone else. But alas, here we are.

And yet no one will ask her the most important question: would you rather take on a boat battery or a shark? Lazy media not getting to the true issues Americans are facing on a daily basis.

I’m in California. It’s fentanyl! They actually built a fentanyl shed in my side yard. At first I had issue with that but then they opened my eyes when they mentioned “fentanyl has never leaped off a table and killed someone. Fentanyl doesn’t kill, it’s the people selling/using fentanyl are dangerous.” I then realized if I just sent thoughts and prayers, no one would get hurt from that drug again!

Im not sure. It’s $37/hr per man. And of course I hire immigrants. Why wouldn’t I? I could wait for a toothless MAGAt to apply to do the job but 1) they wouldn’t be able to do that type of work for an hour and 2) they’re too busy in Springfield referring to other human beings as “sand monkeys.” But I’ll be sure to share a picture once the Valencia tree is planted so you can check their awesome work! Here’s your reaction emoji, for quick reference. 🙄

My beagle smelled like rosemary this morning. My gardeners were here earlier. I never asked for their documents upon hiring them. Now that I think about it, I did see Miguel (the head guy) wearing one of those lobster bibs and trying to start my grill. I’ll keep you posted if Doug (that’s my dog) makes it through the week I plan to have them come plant an orange tree. Send your thoughts and prayers for Doug!

Oh thank god! I was worried we were going to go more than 12 hours without seeing yet another thread with BillsFanNC’s entire Twitter feed! Phew! We can all rest easy now that we’ve seen a copy/paste of all the whackos you follow. Quick favor: can you start also posting your Truth Social “re-truths?” 😂 We simply can’t wait for to see what goes on in your social media accounts. The people are demanding a 2000 version of stevestojan with every passing thought you have posted onto this website. Keep it up bud! Signed, A useful commie porn loving idiot.

They leaked that the moderators might ask about immigration, the economy, and abortion? YIKES!!! What an upper hand that would give someone! 😂😂😂😂😂

That’s what he does. He “eye roll” reacts to everything the normals say, and retweets the weirdos. Then when he doesn’t get someone (generally the same three Trumpers you know and love here - the ones who use the word communist when it makes zero sense in context) giving him that sweet serotonin hit with a teeny thumbs up emoji, he “bumps” it in a thread that’s less than three pages long. 😂 It’s like they re-learned how to communicate from that 78 year old obese orange man-child. 🤡

Was not expecting an enjoyable, ass whooping game. At all. This rag tag group seems to have something here. I have no idea how we have any players left on defense but they make it work.

This bad news bears secondary has played pretty well. Helps that Tua can’t hit the broad sign of a barn but they’re doing their jobs and fewer missed tackles than I’m used to.

I know it’s early, but when does Josh grab a clipboard?

What the HELL was that drive by the dolphins? If we did that, this board would crash asking for Bradys head. That was awful.

No. Never.

Defensive timeouts like this make McD seem weak to me.

The game started as well as possible. I have ZERO idea what to do with myself.

Cook dropped that same ball twice last year. ballsy call. Love it.

Listen to that crowd!!

Ed Oliver everywhere already.

I will never sign that contract. I can’t help myself and my therapist quit.

Is Tua ######ed?

As I said in the pregame, our safeties will get cooked multiple times tonight. It’s a given and we should accept it. We need to score 35+ to win. That means we need another Superman game from Josh. And for a guy who fumbles every once in a while, that glove scares me. Also, we really need Basshole to kick the ball out of the end zone every single time.

This is an uncomfortable amount of love for Josh on the pregame.

We need to score at least 35 to win this. Our safeties are going to get absolutely cooked tonight and I’ve accepted that. It’s all what we do on offense. And by that I mean “will Josh once again be Superman?”

But it’s just mean tweets! Oh wait; it’s actually uneducated MAGAs with less teeth than brains calling people sand monkeys. I wonder why they suddenly feel ok to be so openly full of hate? Despite the fact that they are disgusting white trash racist hillbillies, I 100% believe them that there is a van of Haitians driving around stealing cats for food. My question is: since Biden and Harris are just handing these folks thousands ands thousands of dollars, couldn’t they at least upgrade to some more exotic pets? The fact that we’re having this actual discussion is exactly why all normal people sit and laugh at the Trumpers. They are all his marks but they’re literally too stupid to see it I mean look at and listen to those people.

Where’s your next tweet? EVERYONE is waiting to hear your next thought!!