stevestojan

Broke 2 ribs in college. Most painful thing I've ever dealt with. Now, I'm a fat lazy 35 year old desk jockey so take that with a grain of salt but I couldn't laugh for 3 weeks without wanting to die.

Me.

158.3. The highest possible.

Please tell me the 1s are done on D. I get it, it's dress rehearsal. But before we "break a leg" in this dress rehearsal, let's remember we have a game against the colts I'd like to have a defense for.

Football square pools will never be the same.

Agreed

Dorkington, You try wgr550.com? At least you'd have audio play by play. Mind you, mark kelso snuck into the press booth again, but it's the best we have right now.

Darby. W. T. F.

Wait, did a Mod really start this or did NJSue hack someone's account?

Ever since my wife wanted the couched moved, now 26 steps to the fridge.

The fact that I'm still the only person who voted for MC reinforces how idiotic all of you are.

I can't believe I'm actually participating in this thread, but what the !@#$, here goes: The second his wife apologized for "her involvement" in the punching, we knew we were dealing with a special kind of stupid. We can spend months saying who is worse: Rice, Vick, whoever killed OJ's wife and her waiter friend, etc. It doesn't !@#$ing matter. Shady will be ready by week 1. That's ALL that matters.

5 pages. 5 !@#$ing pages. Is it September yet?

Sorry, too much crap in this thread to wade through. Anyone know what time the MRI is scheduled for?

I second that.

Absolutely nothing good happens from 2am - 4am.

Can we all just say EJ was a wasted first round pick and move on? Good snap, bad snap, whatever.

Why? You think they don't know their ring size?

Let me guess, Tasker?

So what you guys are saying is that we have two serviceable QBs and not 3 awful QBs like this board has been crying about for months?

Also, between here and my old man texting me, can Tyrod play 1st down back if MC wins the job? Yes, I've been drinking.

I know it's preseason, but I feel like I'm the message board of a winning team. This feels weird.

He's still on the team, huh?

For those of us "watching" only through these posts here, can we get a quick summary of the first teams? How does the line look? MC get any time? D-line? Secondary? Why is shady still in?

The bar is set at functional. I'm not arguing with you. Sadly I'm agreeing.