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stevestojan

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  1. Don’t you ever insult anything on Josh’s body. yeah, I went there.
  2. That’s not a play I envy the officials having to review. It’s either: A catch by LA. An interception, down by contact. A pick six.
  3. How did Troy Aikman succeed at actually playing football when he’s this horrible at watching it?
  4. Is it really too much to have the NFL schedule every game separately so that Romo can be the color commentator on every telecast?
  5. Have you tried deflating your balls and videotaping it?
  6. Can’t let the Patriots go down 14 this early. Pick up that flag!
  7. So weird to hear the announcers not choking on the Pats nether regions. Yes.
  8. I thought for sure that DPI was the end of it, as early as it was. I was just so pissed that the line judge who was one foot from the play kept the flag in his pocket and the flag came from the back judge?
  9. I’m so used to having my heart broken I don’t call this a win.
  10. Diggs has done the “catch and run backwards” thing like 5 times this year. Love him. But WTF. EDIT: Love Diggs
  11. Until we’re up by 50 points or more, my testicles retract. And I feel like they’ll drop back down in the 2022 season.
  12. Thank you. But I’m still doing the math to see how my heart gets broken. My doctor has specifically told me he can’t feed me Xanax just for NFL football fandom.
  13. Please, sweet adolescent Jesus, knock on wood.
  14. I’ve gotten calls. I’m waiting to take over for Booger so I can get paid to say nonsense and get paid for it. Kinda like my posts here, but $.
  15. Can one of you guys text me when the 3rd quarter is over?
  16. Why go for it on 4th there? I’m happy about the outcome but weird call.
  17. Did anyone else see that dirt flying as a fumble? No? Just me? Got it.
  18. I’m used to anxiety on Sunday. Monday anxiety has required more booze.
  19. Don’t worry boys, we still have the 3rd quarter to look forward to.
  20. All started with an absolutely garbage DPI.
  21. On what world? His cornhole hit prior to ball crossing the line. answer my own question: in Buffalo bills fan world.
  22. The official standing 6” from the play held his flag. Wtf.
  23. You can’t anymore. Rule changed this year.
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