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  1. stevestojan
    I’ve been abused by this organization for so long that I despise the hype. Stockholm syndrome is real. please just play a respectable game. and by respectable, beat the ***** out of the Steelers.
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    This is like a Bills win without the constant, nagging, never-ending, three and a half hours of anxiety.
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    I hate this safe play. Step on their throats.
  4. stevestojan
    Just did. Kiss of death.
  5. stevestojan
    If I’ve learned nothing else from this first half, I can confidently say: McVay and McD don’t skip chest day.
  6. stevestojan
    Rule #1 as a WR: catch the ball and run backwards.
  7. stevestojan
    You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
  8. stevestojan
    Rams, please don’t go up by 33. The Patriots have taken everything else away from me.
  9. stevestojan
    Watching that again, Aikman decided that the obvious might be true.
  10. stevestojan
    Don’t you ever insult anything on Josh’s body. yeah, I went there.
  11. stevestojan
    That’s not a play I envy the officials having to review. It’s either: A catch by LA. An interception, down by contact. A pick six.
  12. stevestojan
    How did Troy Aikman succeed at actually playing football when he’s this horrible at watching it?
  13. stevestojan
    Is it really too much to have the NFL schedule every game separately so that Romo can be the color commentator on every telecast?
  14. stevestojan
    Have you tried deflating your balls and videotaping it?
  15. stevestojan
    Can’t let the Patriots go down 14 this early. Pick up that flag!
  16. stevestojan
    So weird to hear the announcers not choking on the Pats nether regions. Yes.
  17. stevestojan
    I thought for sure that DPI was the end of it, as early as it was. I was just so pissed that the line judge who was one foot from the play kept the flag in his pocket and the flag came from the back judge?
  18. stevestojan
    I’m so used to having my heart broken I don’t call this a win.
  19. stevestojan
    Diggs has done the “catch and run backwards” thing like 5 times this year. Love him. But WTF. EDIT: Love Diggs
  20. stevestojan
    Until we’re up by 50 points or more, my testicles retract. And I feel like they’ll drop back down in the 2022 season.
  21. stevestojan
    Thank you. But I’m still doing the math to see how my heart gets broken. My doctor has specifically told me he can’t feed me Xanax just for NFL football fandom.
  22. stevestojan
    The softness of that pass was unreal.
  23. stevestojan
    Please, sweet adolescent Jesus, knock on wood.
  24. stevestojan
    I’ve gotten calls. I’m waiting to take over for Booger so I can get paid to say nonsense and get paid for it. Kinda like my posts here, but $.
  25. stevestojan
    Can one of you guys text me when the 3rd quarter is over?
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