stevestojan

Nice tackling, boys.

I’ve seen punching bags with better hands.

23andMe confirming Josh and Kyle share 0% DNA.

Kyle, this is why we tried to get Lance.

Decent punt, Kyle.

Kyle Allen is pretty bad, huh?

That pass in the red zone by Josh looked so pedestrian. And I can’t imagine how difficult it was. He’s special.

With the exception of Davis still having a vendetta against a football, can’t complain about that drive. Now put in the QB who knows the team doesn’t like him since we tried to trade for Trey Lance.

Gabe Davis has all the characteristics of a great wide receiver except for the receiving part.

I for one will take a locker room version of “Bye Bye Bye” karaoke with his man tiddies flopping than a Lombardi any day of the week.

So glad I called Patmon as being a break out player. That. Or today was the first time I’ve ever heard his name. either way.

Ok, just realizing this now as they’re talking about it. Kent Hull’s number needs to be retired.

That’s the first and last time the equipment team will have to stitch the name Sternberger.

Hot take: I feel I’ve seen enough to know this team is so good they might award them two Lombardis.

Agreed. But he’s either top ten (highly unlikely) or they’re actually saying there are a hundred players better than him in the league, which is just silly. In other words, I have no idea.

So top 5 will include Josh, Mahomes, Kelce(?) and who else?

Didn’t they agree to that to avoid the roughly 1.5 gazillion dollar cap hit next year that his original contract was set to have?

Does this smell like an Achilles injury to anyone else? I mean he was carted off. It’s not a cramp.

Giants fans will definitely treat him well on Twitter.

More confident than last season. Less confident than 2 ago.

Just in time for Josh to become that pure pocket passer.

You know the music that plays when NFL on CBS starts? I can’t wait to hear that sound again.

It was incredible. That was a perfect pass. I mean the WR could have caught it with his eyes closed. And Hyde seemed to have come out of no where and make an insanely athletic catch. It was a thing of beauty. edit: just click the “watch on YouTube”

I’ve traveled to several other stadiums as part of an annual trek where me and 19 others get together for a guys’ weekend. JAX: I honestly hated the actual city of Jacksonville so much I have a hard time even caring about the stadium, which was meh. Honestly I don’t know how anyone can live in that town. It literally smells (I mean literally like the literal version, whereas it literally ***** stinks). Google it. And I kid you not, when we asked where the best place for a steak was (we go to one nice steak dinner in each city), the answer we got was the Ruth’s Chris. Now, they make an above average steak, but if that’s your crowning restaurant, it’s no wonder the city has an odor. ATL: the stadium is awesome. Concession prices are insanely low (or were when we went) and since I believe there are 8 real Falcons fans, we were treated excellently. Nashville: That stadium could be in the middle of a Jr high baseball field. The college game like experience when the Bills play there is awesome. They actually DO have some fans, but at least 60% of them are willing to sell their tickets to bills fans. KC: now this might get me banned, but that stadium is incredible. I won’t say louder than Rich stadium, but it was LOUD. And the ***** talking was great, but with a sense of mutual respect. That may have been because we took the W when we went (last year) but overall A+ experience. LA: I will say this; if you get the chance to see any sporting event at Sofi, do it. It’s in a league of its own. I got second row seats (my wife’s 10 year anniversary gift for me) so I was spoiled a bit, but the views, the screens, the clean concessions, the fact that they have RVs outside where you can put stuff (ie my wife’s purse) in lockers and get it out later without any problems, the ease of getting an Uber afterwards; the list goes on. The opposing fans who are late for their kale enema and look bored the entire time aside, it’s an incredible place to watch a game.