stevestojan

Sometimes I can’t believe the season is here already. Sometimes it seems like that bengals game was a decade ago.

This hurts. I paid just under that for my house in Santa Barbara. Yes, it’s beautiful here. I chose to live here (my wife grew up here and together we moved 5 times across the country for my job, the whole time she said she wanted to move back; 13 years of telling me, we finally did it last year ). I love it here. The weather is so constantly perfect that a drizzle of rain makes the ladies on Nextdoor go wild. The people are so chill, like walking down the street you feel no stress from anyone. No one is in a rush. Having just left Hoboken, that’s really nice. I could go on about SB. BUT, Jesus H Christ on a crutch, I’m fairly certain my living room, dining room, kitchen, and spare bedroom could fit on his…. ***** basketball court.

Ok. 3.3 per game. Glad to see our kids won the youth division. When is the adult tourney?

I know all teams have bad breaks, but think about the end of last season: Damar, of course. A game moved to Detroit with little prep time. Von out. Josh UCL. We will get Von back week 5, Josh is healthy (I literally just knocked on wood, don’t worry), we have a better RB, and a TE who might be a phenom. The only reason I don’t think our record will be better than last year is the strength of schedule. So, I’ll go with the “same” record at 13-4.

You’re wrong!! Sorry, it’s just been so long since someone posted something positive. I had to normalize.

He passes the “can’t be worse than Kyle Allen” test.

I understand we’re ***** if Josh goes out for any period of time, but we don’t even have someone who is serviceable if he is out for a single game.

In the words of Meatloaf, two out of 33 ain’t bad.

Like I said, just give Kyle some time to warm up.

So the coaches watch Kyle Allen and see he locks on receivers, overthrows anything over 5 yards, and has no sense of pressure. QB2!

Kyle Allen is brutally bad.

Agreed. I have Sunday ticket through them this year and already better than previous years. Hope it stays up during the season.

Is the secondary dominating?

Nice tackling, boys.

I’ve seen punching bags with better hands.

23andMe confirming Josh and Kyle share 0% DNA.

Kyle, this is why we tried to get Lance.

Decent punt, Kyle.

Kyle Allen is pretty bad, huh?

That pass in the red zone by Josh looked so pedestrian. And I can’t imagine how difficult it was. He’s special.

With the exception of Davis still having a vendetta against a football, can’t complain about that drive. Now put in the QB who knows the team doesn’t like him since we tried to trade for Trey Lance.

Gabe Davis has all the characteristics of a great wide receiver except for the receiving part.

I for one will take a locker room version of “Bye Bye Bye” karaoke with his man tiddies flopping than a Lombardi any day of the week.

So glad I called Patmon as being a break out player. That. Or today was the first time I’ve ever heard his name. either way.

Ok, just realizing this now as they’re talking about it. Kent Hull’s number needs to be retired.