Johnny Coli

No matter how many times I hear it, that story always cracks me up.

Huzzah!

That is dead-on exactly what I predict. This thing gets turned around this week. Let's go Buffalooo!!

F'ing A, Right, Lads! 4-4, bye week, 6-2, playoffs! Let's go Buffalooo!

How's this for positivity, dude? There are two teams that are 0-4 There are 11 teams (including The Bills) that are 1-3 (or 1-2). There are 11 teams that are 2-2 (or 2-1), two of whom are The Pats and The Fins. The Pats have to go to Atlanta this week, and the Jets get to play Tampa. Crush the Fins this week and put away the Jets next week, and we are right fuggin' back in this thing.

If the Rove/Cheney black ops team could convince the primary voters of South Carolina that John McCain fathered an illegitimate black child, then they should have no problem taking down Giuliani. The only person that doesn't know that Jeb Bush will be the Republican party candidate in '08 is Jeb Bush.

You think? Here's her MSNBC profile: Link Why didn't he just nominate Karl Rove or Andrew card? How can someone that loyal to a sitting president, with no judicial record at all, be an impartial Justice? I'd like to hear what the "independents" on this board think of this selection.

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Because it doesn't matter. You see, you are arguing with a "Pats Fan". As we all know, the "Pats Fan" is the most knowledgable football fan out there, and they are quick to point that out every chance they get.

Tell'em you got no cerebellum.

No one will ever confuse me with being a “teeny-bopper”, and I thought the movie was brilliant…dare I say, even approaching “RepoMan” or “Gummo” brilliant.

They track us (They being The Illuminati, The Man, Christians, whoever) with urinal automatic flush radar. That little red beam hits you in the chest every time you use the head, and registers who you are through a chip implated there at birth. They're not tracking me though. I do it in the alley. I do it ALL in the alley.

I'd say that they're pretty competitive right now. As poorly as they've played in the past two weeks, the points differential is 9 (41 points for, 50 against). That's not that insurmountable. One significant play on either side of the ball or special teams and they could easily be 2-1, and tied for first in the AFCE. Don't get me wrong, they've looked god-awfull for two weeks, but I think it can be turned around relatively quickly.

4 and 4, bye week, 6 and 2, then playoffs. Everybody relax.

Tell me about it. I used to pay nine bucks for a pair of Chuck Taylor All Stars. Now they go for $34. Talk about price gouging. In the end, our only real luxury is the luxury to toss a brick through a window and take what you want. That's freedom, brother!

You're making the assumption that all heterosexuals that are in relationships are monogomous and not promiscuous. As a percentage of each group, I would say that they are about the same, meaning the likelihood of two homosexuals entering a monogomous relationship is probably equal to the likelihood of two heterosexuals entering one. Like you, though, I only have observations.

You can't be serious. There are just as many monogomous homosexual relationships as there are heterosexual ones, and to presume that homosexuals are more promiscuous than heterosexuals is completely false.

Seems like a pretty clear-cut case of descrimination hiding behind a religeous subtext, to me.

Fox25 in Boston is carrying the game because CBS has the Jets/Jags, and the Paytoilets have a 4:00 tilt. The bummer is I'll be in Maine all weekend, and I'm not sure if the Portland area is carrying the game. I suppose I could look it up. Who am I kidding...I'm not going to look it up.

I'm in. When do we start rioting in the streets?

We haven't met in person, yet. What are you doing this weekend? You got a pull-out couch?

Back in the spring of 1986, when I was in the process of failing out of SUNY Geneseo, my roommate Dave was brushing his teeth and his toothbrush slipped out of his hand and went right into the toilet. Not wanting to reach in, Dave figured he could flush the toilet and the toothbrush would lodge itself horizontally in the bottom when the water went down, allowing him to safely retrieve it without getting his hand wet. His plan went down the drain, so to speak, when the toothbrush went vertical and straight down with the water. Later that day, Dave, while attempting to flush his solid waste, noticed that the toilet was now completely clogged. No effort of plunging would free the obstruction. I abandoned using the bathroom in our apartment for the remainder of the semester, preferring instead to use the school facilities, or just urinating in the yard. Dave, however, continued to use the bathroom as an outhouse. The stench became pretty unbearable, and I took to hanging out in other apartments. At the end of the spring semester, Dave and I just left everything as is…clogged toilet, dishes in the sink, rotten food, everything. Neither of us were on any lease. We had taken the place over from some kid who had graduated in December, and we just didn’t give a damn. A few days later I was back in town for a party, and while driving by the landlord’s house, I noticed all the dirty dishes we had left behind at the old joint were now in the landlord’s front yard. He must have hosed them off. I stopped the car, and put all of the now clean dishes in my trunk, and happily drove off. Dave’s inability to retrieve his soiled toothbrush had set in motion a course of events that eventually resulted in my getting out of having to do the dishes for an entire semester. In China, a butterfly flaps it’s wings….

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I've said it before on this board. The people who think we shouldn't hate the Pats have never lived amongst their "fans". Great post, man.