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Dude, I would vertical suplex pile drive you in under two shakes of a lambs tail.

Cap is a myth!

I have a high tolerance for edibles but one night, I went overboard. I ate two whole cookies before a UFC fight and I don't remember the fight. I would fall asleep with my eyes awake, then I would hear the bell ring, watch about a minute of the fight, fall back asleep for the rest of the round, wake back up for the next bell, rinse and repeat until the fight was done. I paid $350 for my ticket.

He's a Swifty.

Great....for $1,210,000 million dollars. Beane, you couldn't have gave him $1,211,000?

Great...now how are we going to be able to afford Mack Hollins now?

He owns and runs the school. I wasn't necessarily talking about you, I was more referring to the people who have never grappled.

I just text you. He's fifty and in good shape. The guy who runs my school is 54 and no one can even make him break a sweat.

A good grappler isn't going to take a knee to the mouth shooting in on a takedown. Either he will time it well and get in on your before you react or he's shooting in on angle and then closing in once he makes contact. UFC high end wrestlers get taken down who have top level takedown defense. Dick twisting is allowed but I would put my money on a grappler to get you in position for a dick twist than a non-grappler.

For those who have never grappled/wrestled...the fight is over once they grab a hold of you. You will tire yourself out trying to escape and once you hit that exhaustion level, he will then suffocate you and it will be absolutely awful.

I think Homer wins because remember the only boxer that was able to beat up Homer was Drederick Tatum....because he didn't get tired. Peter Griffin will get tired. Boooooooo

I really don’t think either one of them are fighters. They would just give up once it got hard. Who would win in an eating contest…. Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin?

Childhood improbability arguments were the most fun arguments. Why do we have to stop at childhood for the most fun arguments? Why trade that for serious only arguments? That sucks.

Never saw that coming from a guy that got this haircut before his opening presser with the Jags.

I don’t think there has been a better statement about MRags than this.

Dude, I have been training in Muay Thai for 10 years. I have easily sparred thousands of rounds in my life. McDermott would annihilate you.

Dude, McDermott would mop the floor with you and probably most people on here. You’re underestimating grapplers.

That SOB!

Like a million?

Would it satisfy your heart if I edited the title to say "16.6% of the betting sites have the Jets leaping the Bills as favorites to win the AFC E."

The negativity comes from the comments inside every thread generally. The board will have negative and positive people. Both can be over the top. The issue is from my perspective, some negative people have to be heard so they become a machine gun of knee jerk hyperbole. They repeat the same complaint over and over and over so everyone can see how unhappy they are.

Rodgers hasn't had a good season since 2021. He started showing wear in 2022 and was okay. 2023 achilles injury.

Not happening...they're finishing 3rd IMO. They have a 40 year old QB coming off of an Achilles tear, with a 33 year old Left Tackle who has only been healthy for 30 games in the last 4 years. Tyron Smith hasn't played a full season since 2015. Another 33 year old Right Tackle on his last legs in Morgan Moses. Good luck with that. https://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/afc-east/

I once met Travis Henry at a gas station here in Atlanta. I walked up to him and told him I was a big fan of his. He was nice. I asked for an autograph but couldn't find anything for him to sign. Then he reached into his bag and pulled out a 3 pack of condoms. He said "I really don't use these any way." He signed it and gave it to me. So now I buy Magnum condoms just because of Travis Henry even though they don't fit.

Trust me, I toetally understand but I'm not sure if he can handle it. And you're funny bone isn't funny....why does the English language toeture us with all these word deceptions?