Beerball

How many years ya got left?

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks, now I'm depressed.

TIL that nobody cared that YIL that sometimes your friends aren't.

testes

The only fly in the ointment is the fishing line acting like a tourniquet if it somehow got wrapped around his willy.

oops oops

Dorenbos>>>>>>>>>>Sanborn

So, it's happened to you too?

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/06/21/482322571/silicon-valley-s-bloody-plant-burger-smells-tastes-and-sizzles-like-meat

From GunnerBill: Punt catchers need not apply.

I have never in my life sat on a testis, but, I have given your predicament much thought & I think I have a solution. Get yourself a fishing pole that comes in 2-3 sections. Throw out the upper section(s), they are too flimsy to handle your jewels. Attach a spinning real to the bottom (hefty) portion of the sack pole and load it with 100lb test line (don't go with clear line, could be dicey) Next you need to construct a collar/harness that is capable of holding the sack pole comfortably. Go to the store and buy a jock with an extra large sack sack. When you plan to take a sitter slip the harness over your neck and let out enough line so that the sack sack is hanging midway between your navel and your junk. Place your sack into the sack sack & sit with 100% certainty that you will not be crushing one of your boys.

no, we still have Brandon.

How does that compute for BBF?

Shocked I'd be.

TIL that some people only pretend to be your friend.

Yippee we're a nice organization.

More punts, especially from a "kickoff like" position (vs a normal punt on 4th down, think safety) will lead to a proportional increase in those injuries. The league doesn't want returns, period.

you started it

I know, right?

Wow, platitudes!

But, why would the league go for that? If their plan was to cut down on the number of high speed collisions they've done that. Why would they go backwards (keeping in mind that this is a "player safety" issue)?

Give it time, it will get worser and worser.

Sorry, I changed the title for a second time. Hopefully I have it mostly right this time but I'll wait for eball to chime in. He's the expert after all.

Now I understand Cuglebanger's infatuation with soccer. Thank you for your support.