5th grade, during lunch i decided to stand up for this one kid who i didn't even like that much just because my neighbor was being a dick to him...we ended up jawing away at each other until we came to blows...right in front of the principal's office that had glass windows that went from the ground to the ceiling...we were also throwing each other into it...needless to say, i got suspended and spent the next day locked up in a room somewhere in the school with my neighbor...suspension is so retarded...all you do is sit around and read anything you want to read
6th grade, still at mill middle and also during lunch, i'm with my friends and all of a sudden, a meatball hits me in the crotch...after it falls of, i notice a red stain and this shrimpy kid giggling like a maniac...i'm not sure where i came up with this idea, but i took a full spoonful of yogurt, walked up directly behind him and splatted it right onto his back...you know what someone looks like when they've got an itch in the middle of their back they can't scratch? that's what he looked like
a lunch lady came by and asked what went on...he pointed at me, she came over and sent me to the principal's office...i pointed at my crotch and she said, he's going to the office as well after he cleans up...well, the stinking kid never showed up and I got detention alone
my mom never found out about that one...i got home earlier than her one day and got the detention slip in the mail