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http://www.dailynews.com/government-and-politics/20150825/what-drought-some-la-county-supervisors-have-their-cars-washed-2-3-times-a-week

http://www.al.com/news/mobile/index.ssf/2015/08/faith_academy_teacher_accused.html

Especially the pickled peppers from the peck of that Peter Piper picked.

Shooter identified: https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Vester+Lee+Flanagan%22&ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Esearch

Gunman is believed to be a disgruntled employee (or ex-employee) of the TV station.

I'm trying to picture a teenage pimply-faced ~NG~, with his baggie and bottle of Boone's Farm, walking around a rock concert trying to look "cool".

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2015/08/mesquite-police-say-frisco-man-robbed-a-pizza-hut-using-a-propane-tank-and-a-lighter.html/

Not enough jobs for new law school graduates: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/25/opinion/too-many-law-students-too-few-legal-jobs.html

I’m working out at the health club this morning before going to work, and I get on the bike to do 30 minutes of cardio, and just as I do, a woman walks over and gets on the stair climber right in front of me. So for 30 minutes, I get to stare at a smokin’ hot 25-year-old woman, who's wearing a sports bra and spandex shorts, 25 years old, 5-6, 115 pounds, 34-22-34, cute face…. …and two dozen tattoos completely covering both arms, her entire back, and one of her thighs.

I see that one of the names on the list is Bee R. Ball.

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_28679226

Well, the old joke is that if you are worried about the ups and downs of the stock market, then you shouldn't be investing in it in the first place. I look at it the same way as my real estate investing - you can "make real money" at it, but you always need to do your homework first.

And of course, he chokes in the final round, and then he brings up his "ailing hip": http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/13496119/tiger-woods-says-hip-hurt-final-round-wyndham-championship Ailing hip? I lost the fake injury pool - I had the achilles.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-who-were-making-love-6296076

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-penis-ripped-child-bionic-replacement-article-1.2334100

Johnny Manziel excites the crowd with 96-yard TD drive in Cleveland Browns' 11-10 loss to Buffalo Bills (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Johnny Manziel thinks he has a chance: 'I'm trying to leave a little bit of a lasting memory' (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Browns' Mike Pettine on Johnny Manziel: 'I'm not going to stir up a quarterback controversy' (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Xavier Cooper hopes he continues to give Cleveland Browns' teammates reason to critique his sack dances (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Browns' Josh McCown finger X-rays negative, doesn't know if he'll need MRI on it (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Cleveland Browns' Johnny Manziel provides spark in 11-10 exhibition loss (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Good night for Johnny Manziel, defense; running game is a little better (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Six notable Cleveland Browns from their preseason game against the Buffalo Bills (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ESPN's pylon cameras are cool (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Revisiting the Cleveland Browns' 2014 draft day trade with Buffalo Bills (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Terrance West says he'd welcome Ray Rice on the Cleveland Browns: 'He's like a big brother to me' (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Photo gallery (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Josh McCown still ‘firmly’ ahead of Johnny Manziel after second preseason game, provided injured right ring finger doesn’t interfere (Akron Beacon Journal) Running back Terrance West would welcome ‘big brother’ Ray Rice on team (Akron Beacon Journal) Josh McCown says Ray Rice would be welcomed in locker room; Jon Gruden honored to tutor Johnny Manziel (Akron Beacon Journal) Same old Browns offense (Warren Tribune Chronicle) Shelton trying to make his mark on D-line (Warren Tribune Chronicle) Johnny Manziel gives Browns some energy (Willoughby News Herald) Glenville's Wynn hopes TD catch aids bid to make team (Willoughby News Herald) Cleveland Browns need playmakers (Willoughby News Herald) Josh McCown would welcome Ray Rice to team (Willoughby News Herald) Johnny Manziel leads Cleveland’s lone TD drive, but coach Mike Pettine says Josh McCown still “firmly” the starter (Elyria Chronicle Telegram) Johnny Football’ lights it up (Dayton Daily News) Quinn feels Browns are handling QB situation correctly (Canton Repository) Browns' secondary gets nickel-and-dimed (Canton Repository) Johnny Manziel throws one touchdown and Josh McCown jams finger in 11-10 Browns loss (WKNR-AM) Manziel: Making the most of the opportunity (WKNR-AM) Mr. West is in the building (WKNR-AM) Bills Defeat Browns 11-10 (ClevelandBrowns.com) Paul Kruger provides the high points for Cleveland's defense (ClevelandBrowns.com) Speed of NFL slowing down for QB Johnny Manziel (ClevelandBrowns.com) 5 observations from Cleveland’s loss to Buffalo (ClevelandBrowns.com) Mike Pettine Postgame Reaction (ClevelandBrowns.com) Johnny Manziel Postgame Reaction (ClevelandBrowns.com) Josh McCown Postgame Reaction (ClevelandBrowns.com) Player quotes (ClevelandBrowns.com) Photo gallery 1 (ClevelandBrowns.com) Photo gallery 2 (ClevelandBrowns.com) Photo gallery (BuffaloBills.com) Photo gallery (Rochester D&C) Photo gallery (Syracuse Post Standard)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2015/08/17/every-county-in-america-ranked-by-natural-beauty/ You can scroll over the map to see where your county ranks. However, the map is so small that you need a steady hand for your county info to pop up. Erie County, NY: 1943 out of 3111

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/19/yvonne-craig-tvs-batgirl-and-pioneer-female-superhero-dead-at-78/

http://ncadvertiser.com/56089/connick-jr-s-daughter-charged-with-hosting-alleged-underage-drinking-party/

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/18/sports/ncaafootball/nlrb-says-northwestern-football-players-cannot-unionize.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/144059-pretty-neat-article-about-batman/

Staying one step ahead of the process server, eh?