The Frankish Reich

Well, I see we're now losing one of our few sensible posters to the conspiracy paranoia. Here's what I'm seeing: 81 year old man looks tired, performed horribly at debate, confronted with polling saying he's going to lose, decides to drop out of race. I guess that's too straightforward.

So what additional Kimberly surgeries/procedures need to be completed before Don Jr. agrees to tie the knot? I'm going with Brazilian Butt Lift.

I'm quite sure Kamala will be happy to compare her Senate accomplishments to JD Vance's.

Well, JD better get in that time machine, dial it back to 2016, and say something about Kamala is America's Mao.

Keep your Biden = Senile talking points coming! No one cares anymore.

Young Kamala was pretty hot.

That answer is so Saturday, July 20. You better find a new talking point. Kamala cackling seems to be popular here.

How about answering the question then? "The cost of childcare is not a federal matter. It should be left to the states to address and innovate." The "liberal" moderators did nothing to try to get Trump to answer the actual question, and as we know Biden was unable or unwilling to do it himself. But deflect, deflect ...

Biden's announcement seems to have killed blue Anon (and it was a real thing). And it's brought QAnon back, front and center! Oh happy day.

That's the thing about the debate. If it had been a college exam, both candidates would have failed. Miserably. We all know about Biden's performance, but read this "answer" to the simple question, "What would you do to make childcare more affordable?" There is literally no mention of childcare in the answer. Or what about the question on the January 6 riot? Trump responded: "we had a very secure border on January 6." Again, no response to the actual question. He would have scored a zero too.

Remember, his father had Alzheimer's.

It's almost as if Americans didn't know they were voting for Biden-Harris when they checked the Biden-Harris box instead of Trump-Pence.

Ooh, obviously the right decision. MAGA World freakout! Showing their true colors by going to their spiritual guide, the General from QAnon.

Coming soon. Probably today. As they say, check this space.

That's a pretty nice affordable wine list, c. 2016. Trump went with the trailer trash Kentucky white. https://purpletoadwinery.com/

^^^ QAnon Lives!

Correct.

So let me ask you, now that Biden is out of the race. Why do you think Trump is mentally fit for the most important job in the world? His own key appointees: "Idiot." "Effin' Moron." And from his latest key appointee, his VP candidate: "Idiot." Don't know about you, but I'm seeing a pattern here ...

Coup! I think we need another explainer for all Trumpies collapsing onto their fainting couches. This is like the Tories in the UK replacing Cameron with May, May with Truss, Truss with Sunak ... Will it end the same way, with that party losing power? Probably. Then if Kamala refuses to certify the results we'll have ourselves a bloodless coup. And if she send in some Antifa goons, we'll have an attempted bloody coup.

Damn, sucks to have spent so much time creating all of those hilarious fossil/cadaver memes Because it wouldn't be Blitzy without a conspiracy theory

A little cheat sheat of the worst things a politician can be called by his running mate: 1. Hitler [huge Grand Canyon sized chasm] 2. Racist

Because he made a clown of himself running for VP, only to find himself in the honorary minority Ben Carson Memorial Health and Human Services Secretary Derby.

No, Vivek, we still be laughing at you.

I'm sure Pizzagate Jack has special insight into what goes on between the Bidens. He's "hearing things" again. Why would anyone read anything from this buffoon?