buckeyemike

I agree Lori.

(((fuming)))

Unreal...he was the commencement speaker at my law school graduation in 1994. He graduated from John Carroll here in Cleveland and the Cleveland-Marshall College of Law. RIP, Tim.

These girls are insanely smart. And they're hotties to boot! Hey, one of the first things that attracted me to my wife is that on the day I met her, Kim was wearing glasses. The glasses made Kim look a little like Bailey from WKRP...a pretty woman wearing eyeglasses who doesn't quite know what a knockout she is.

Hey, it's Friday. And we're still here. Time for the followers to rise up and beat the crap out of their fearless leader.

That's if you have a laptop with a wireless card.

Guess Tom Hanks didn't have any of those.

OK, lets assume you have a solar-powered portable DVD player with you. Here are the ones I would take: 1) Citizen Kane...IMO, the best film ever made. 2) Major League...because I love baseball and I need to laugh while waiting for the helicopter from Lost to rescue me. 3) the very underrated Vision Quest...because of the music and the fact that Linda Fiorentino never looked better (but she looked just as good in Men in Black and The Last Seduction).

I'm sorry for your loss, John. Pets become part of the family.

Penis pump judge faces stiff sentence? Dear God, that's funny.

You forgot Gretchen Carlson. A former Miss America, and a former TV babe here in Cleveland.

" John McCain has a brilliant past and a dim future. His liberal allegiances run too deep for him to be taken seriously as a Republican candidate for President of the United States." -George W. Bush, June 2000 Wonder if Obama will use this? Hmmm...on second thought, never mind. In retrospect, I should have supported McCain in 2000. I am making up for that now.

Coached the Raiders to Super Bowl II. RIP.

We're fine here in Cleveland. It's a nice day.

Deep fried in a pressure cooker?

Happy birthday fellow Cleveland area resident.

ESPN reports that Bentley asks for and granted his release. This is a surprise...he was cleared to practice with the Browns just yesterday morning. My guess is Crennel told him he had to compete for a position, and Bentley didn't want to do that. Thoughts? Would you like him is a Bills' uniform?

So, McCain's gonna veto every beerball, eh? Some will be happy here...

Madden's winning percentage is in the top 5 in NFL history. You know what his record is against other coaches in the Hall of Fame? According to Wikipedia, a remarkable 36-6-2. Of course, considering the source, I don't know if that's accurate. I'm old enough to remember him at the tail end of his coaching career. Remember that Madden retired because a) He didn't like to fly, and b) he had a bleeding stomach ulcer his last year in Oakland. He retired before his 43rd birthday. Somebody tell that to Bill Parcells.

I'll take "Things I Didn't Need To Know" for $400, Alex.

I haven't liked anything of his since "Signs". And I'm the one who thinks "Unbreakable" is his best film. IMO, "Unbreakable" is a masterpiece.

Hulk noses out Kung Fu Panda. Surprisingly, The Happening has to fight with Indiana Jones for third place. Indy still made $22 million last weekend. It's showing some staying power. The silly ladies of SATC are falling fast, BTW.

Sabathia was awesome tonight, wasn't he?

What, no buckeyemike? Damn.

Go Rice! They won it in '05. Twelve consecutive league titles for the Owls...