I'm concerned about the Super Bowl TV ratings, though. I think I'm going to call all my friends and beg them to give the game a chance even though it's just the Falcons.
I'm worried that people in Brazil, Saudi Arabia, Portugal, and other countries where most of the populace only tunes in for the Super Bowl, won't bother to watch, and that would leave me feeling empty.
This could really hurt the NFL's pocketbook. Like, some of the guys at the league office might jump out of windows on Monday.
Tune in, you owe it to the league!