[OT help with statistics]

No, sorry I can't.

 

Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen, Alex.

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Be that as it may Alex, those three people have never been in my kitchen.

[Bills in 05-06]

His ability doesn't match a Manning or Brady but his moxie makes up for it.

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I disagree. Hell, RJ had more natural ability than Brady does. It's Brady's intangibles that separate him from the rest.

[OT Live 8]

Floyd is the best band ever.

 

Period.

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You forgot the "In my opinion" part.

[Oh, this is nice....real nice!!!]

20 something women generally aren't real impressed by basketball statistics. Or justifying anything wrong the Cardinals do. It's sad to me, that this is what you choose for a life.

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1.  Depends did you start with hot or cold.  Did you salt the water?  Did you cover it?  But lets say 5 minutes.

2. About 5 minutes

3. Why let them sit................to cool???????

4. 1 minute

5. 3 minutes, butter does a great job of browning things quickly.

6. 30 seconds........you did say high correct?

7. 1.5 minutes

8.  Why not put the eggs in the noodles and cook them in the same pan.  Genius!!

9.  Done!  Let's total it up.  Damn you're right it took me 16 minutes.  I apologize.

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I think AD had it right from the start, here is what accounts for the extra prep time in BF's world:

 

Of course, that may include the drive to the store and the other 43 minutes it takes you to pick the shell out of the pan. "Ow, hot. Ow, hot. Ow, hot!"

[Oh, this is nice....real nice!!!]

Remember that the next time you're at a restaurant with a CIA trained chef.  Just let him hear you.

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The next time? You meant the first time, right?

[Oh, this is nice....real nice!!!]

 

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. BF, I know you take a lot of sh-- around here, but you truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

[Oh, this is nice....real nice!!!]

Me thinks BF is starting to see what can of worms he's opened with all the prior SL Cards BS.  Nasty stuff, nasty.

 

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He didn't learn from last year when he painted October red in June and he won't learn this time around. He's a lost cause.

[The best part of Bush's speech last night]

Then let Israel take care of their part of the globe... and THEIR enemies, we'll take care of ours. Oh wait, it's political... ok forget it.

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BF is that you?

[Civil War Historian Shelby Foote passed away.]

His three volume Civil War narrative is a masterpiece.

 

RIP Mr. Foote.

[I am Rich...someone Help me to spend the $45 Mill]

This guy has way too much time on his hands to be setting these scammers up like he does, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

Ebola Monkey Man

[OT - Cool cures]

Budweiser in this particluar instance was being used as a  mataphorical reference intended to imply all beer, but for you beer snobs out there lets say" a nice aduilt beverage made from the finest hops, with a slight malty flavor at the end" helps all that ails ya.

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But if you use that description then you couldn't include Budweiser/Miller etc. at all

 

To include Bud and the like it would be more like this:

 

A fizzy yellow adult beverage made using only the crappiest stale hops with absent flavor due to the use of cheap corn and rice in place of malted barley.

[OT: Just for fun]

You can be pissed all you want, but it's done and you can't do anything about it other than keep your friend Russ at a distance.

 

Oh, and when you feel blue, remember this:

 

Answer: eat no kiss eat kiss eat kiss eat kiss touch eat kiss touch eat kiss touch eat kiss touch

 

Question: How did BF and his Mark Mulder bobblehead spent the night after watching the Cardinals get their ass beaten in an embarrassing sweep during the baseball playoffs last year?

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And here I thought it would take at least five replies in order to turn this thread into ragging on BF.

[Hot Pockets?]

This is a Haiku

I wrote it in a stouper

in fall at the Ralph

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Now BF is going to show up in this thread, thanks.

[Ignore Button]

Classic stuff!

[Hot Pockets?]

ahhh, sorta like DSL? (and no not the internet service)

but what that one means, i am not at liberty to say

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I say HGL instead of DSL.

[Biggest Bills as-hole]

Cornelius Bennett. He wasn't rude to me personally, but I saw him out at Kelly's nightclub one night after a game. I watched as maybe ten people came up to him and just said "nice game" etc. He stared straight ahead like a zombie as if they weren't even there.

 

On the flip side, I played 9 holes of golf with Will Grant at the Hamburg Town Golf course when I was a teenager. A super nice guy. The next day I heard on the news that he got arrested for marijuana possession.

[Ignore Button]

If you believe an internet personality is how most people act in person, you need some help.

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So from all the interent personalities you could have chosen to assume, why did you pick jackass?

[top 10 albums last 20 years according to Spin]

Have fun at this years bloated summer rock tour sponsored by Mountain Dew.

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The best summer music festival around :

 

Sleazefest

[Another victim of the right-wing conspiracy]

Thanks, great stuff.

[top 10 albums last 20 years according to Spin]

Where's ACDC? 

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If they included AC/DC they would have taken up 1/5 of the list since every album is simply a re-make of the previous one. Actually I don't mind AC/DC and I own Back in Black, but there is a band who hasn't come up with a new idea in 25 years.

[Six Years Ago Today....]

It is amazing... Right off the bat I was screaming foul.  My son just turned a year old... I was so livid, my wife thought I was gonna wake him.

 

That February, I was home (after my mother passed away) and watched the Sabres v. Montreal... They called back what appeared to be a last second winning goal for the Sabres because the scorer's (I think Satan's.. I forget) lace was in the crease... I was going crazy!

 

I was almost certain immediately that they would call back Hull's goal!

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I think I remember the game you are talking about, but my memory was that it was Audette and no part of his body was physically in the crease. He had simply jumped over the crease. Apparently, he had violated the airspace over the crease and that was enough to disallow the goal, but Hull's goal counts. Unfugginreal!

[profiles]

Why don't you post your picture? 

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Maybe everyone should post a picture of themself standing in front of their house.

[Who has real pictures of themselves..]

thats me....i miss school  

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It may be the lighting, but what kind of beer is that in the pitcher? That doesn't look like your normal swill type beer often drunk during the college years.

[Who has real pictures of themselves..]

Baptism?  Lots of water gushing behind the boy.

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Actually his baptism is this weekend and we may need to use that big fountain for it. He's 5.5 months old and 21 lbs already. Linebacker!