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They allow it in California. Bathrooms. Locker rooms. Showers. The whole shebang. Or what they call in California "the whole EirVisXyrHIrlbang".

I just went to CNN and there is no news there of knife attack or an American killed, so the story must be wrong. They do have a story titled "Trump eats KFC with a fork," so it's not like CNN doesn't take news seriously or something.

Hey, where are those articles from January you said reported Obama paid a $400M ransom to Iran in exchange for the hostages. You said it was news back then, but you haven't posted those articles. We'll wait here. Thanks in advance.

Mosby should probably be disbarred, but at the rate things are going, she'll probably be appointed to the Supreme Court first.

You're going from CA all the way to NY? Man, you're a Pokeman Go superstar!

Well, the beautiful thing about the digital age is those news stories about the US paying a $400M ransom to a terrorist state to free the hostages should be easy for you to find. We'll wait here for all the links you'll provide.

Good read from Ben Shapiro on the latest Trumpiocrity.

Don't throw out your dental floss.

I'm amazed this $400M story to Iran isn't all over the news today. Perhaps if Trump could take some time out of his day to pound on it instead of fighting everyone in the GOP. Ahhh, who am I kidding. He'll probably kick a puppy today. And his fans will go wild.

It's embarrassing to watch this all fall apart, in part because it was so predictable. Last night the twitterwebs were crammed with NBC reporting how Manafort is mailing it in, and if there is even a hint of truth to it, I wouldn't be surprised to see him jump ship as well. By the time you factor in the ridiculous bobblehead that is Katrina Pierson, it's just too much to take on a daily basis. You have to wonder how much more time will pass before you see comments like "When you've lost Coulter..." or "When you've lost Hannity..."

David Burge‏@iowahawkblog Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

Dear Student Government Association: Please take your sanctions and go phucks yourselves, you pathetically liberal bunch of puuuuuussies. Sincerely, Pretty Much Everyone In the Entire Freaking World

WSJ is reporting tonight that Barry gave Iran $400M to release the four hostages in January. WH apparently insists is wasn't a paid ransom. It was just oddly timed $400M handed to a friend...or something.

Cracker? Man, you keep this up and ...lybob and birdog are going to demand this board have a safe space so they won't feel so threatened.

According to liberal policies, you don't need to actually have any black in you to be considered black. You just need to identify as black. Close enough. Just go all Rachel Dolezal on them.

Freaking Bush.

I remember the only thing I ever saw as a result of Barry's donor distribution plan (also known as the Recovery Act) were signs on the road telling me that something was happening there as a part of the Recovery Act. In reality, there was never anything happening anywhere in the vicinity of the sign, but we had a sign, dammit. Recover Act was almost as successful as the Cash for Clunkers bill.

Man, our media is best media.

I think Obama was into his second year before I couldn't stomach the sound of his voice any more. Neither Trump nor Clinton have won, and already I can't stomach the sound of their voices. You completely nailed the description of Trump. Even a cursory listen to him can boggle the mind with his childish comments, and you're left wondering what could have been this election if only there were a Republican candidate and not a guy being propped up by the press and a bunch of neo-nazis.

Yes, but it's historic.

Thank God Hillary will be able to bring this full circle for Barry.

I know, right? Like, let's say she is constantly lying, and even the FBI director points out that she' lying...why, the press would be all over for her that, amirite? Edit: Part I Donald Trump. Totally a conservative. HE's going to double what Hillary would spend on infrastructure, and pay for it "with a fund."

You see, this is where I think Trump will actually shine because, generally speaking, debates have something of a protocol to them, and Trump sucks at protocol while Hillary is all seasoned for it, making him the wild card. How is she supposed to prepare to debate a guy who could feasibily pull a used maxipad from his jacket and accuse Hillary of being on the rag? When she tries to talk about foreign policy, he just has to bring up Benghazi, or the reset button embarrassment or her vote for the Iraq war. Or, again, pull out a maxipad. And the reason he can succeed is because she'll finally be the shiny object in front of him, and he can finally focus on her. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if he either called her a whore, or a lesbian ("I'm not saying that, but I hear people saying it...") or took a swing at her while telling her to suck his dick. All totally feasible. And Hillary could blow a fuse like she did at the Benghazi hearings.

Good news! Apple has figured out how to cut down on gun violence! By replacing a gun emoji with a water pistol. Welcome to Obama's America...where a cartoon image of a gun is considered a threat.