IDBillzFan

So in conclusion, you've seen nothing, heard nothing, read nothing, but are convinced that (1) you're discouraged with McDermott not delivering, (2) Taylor is overpaid, and (3) Boldin looks old. Man, I do love this place sometimes. I look forward to your reviews about movies you haven't seen!

It's time for the Millenial song again...

This season or next season?

Oh, we're pissing on Kyle Williams now? Man, oh, man some of you dudes...

I'd like to see McDermott and Beane show up at the game dressed like Jauron and Levy.

Damn. Harry Potter completely let himself go.

That would be interesting. The people trying to erase history are the same people who want to eliminate guns. It will be a very short civil war. When it's over, can we make those who surrender our slaves? I got some dishes that need washin'!

I don't know what his means, but mines an acronym for fatassmutha.

By whose choice, fam?

This is what makes these discussions so frustrating. The only thing everyone can accurately predict about this upcoming season is that no one can assuredly predict anything. Even the concept of "strength of schedule" is ridiculous because the team and circumstances which created last year's results are not the team and circumstances that will create this year's results. Every team is one injury, one suspension, one accident, one baby or one death away from having their season altered. There are some, however, who insist they know everything they need to know, if only to argue that they're right exclusively because you're wrong. In the end, no one knows anything for certain, so worrying, bitching and whining about is a self-serving waste of time.

He's the Tim Graham of TBD posters.

Note to self: This isn't fan bashing.

Dear Bills owners, GMs, coaches and players, Exhibit A. I rest my case about people who piss themselves over the dumbest things. Sincerely, Fans who don't lie while shoving their noses up the ass of Tim Graham.

Dear Buffalo Bills owners, GMs, coaches and players, Please try to spread these events out over a longer period of time. The fans who insist they're smarter than all of you need to pace themselves, and they're not done whining about the Sammy and Darby trade yet. Sincerely, Fans who don't piss themselves over every little thing that happens with this team.

Note to confused UK fan: a black man is never elected as president in this country, let alone twice, if this is true. Only the most narrow-minded of far-left nutbags are unable to understand this most basic of realities. Good conversations like "The white America that twice elected Barack Obama really hates black people!" That good conversation?

It's likely my age showing, but few places compete with LA to prove the point that no matter how beautiful a woman is, someone, somewhere is sick of her schitt. If you like looking at women who need to be looked at, and who will go out of their way to ensure as many people pay attention to them as possible, then LA is your place. But fair warning, once they open their mouths and try to use words... Incidentally, I watched Sammy interviewed in the booth during the game, and he sounded like he was still trying to figure out what the hell happened. It'll be interesting to see how he performs here. Otherwise, he's gone and all the whining in the world isn't going to change that.

Manbearpig is in charge of the weather?

Y'know, I'm old enough to remember when everyone hailed the Pegulas because they swept in with bags filled with cash to ensure the Buffalo Bills remained in Buffalo, and all Bills fans rejoiced. Now they're just a bunch of dumbasses who lucked their way into their fortune. Unbelievable.

Yes, but only one of us has two picks in each of the first three rounds next year. Gonna be a helluva year. Can't wait. Go Bills!

He also looked good by comparison. It's hard not to look good when Glennon's first 2017 pass is a horrifically craptastic pick-6. After reading TBD comments yesterday about Tyrod's performance, one can only imagine how they would have reacted if Tyrod's first pass was a pick-6.

Wait. Does this mean letting Gillislee go was not foolish anymore?

It's almost like he's a fourth-round draft pick who never played in the NFL before.

Kaepernick.

It's amazing how bad they are. It's like listening to the guys who called the Dodgeball championship. Bold move, Cotton.

They are. They just know you're going to be a miserable prick who complains about everything, so they blocked the signal to your house.