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erynthered

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  1. Interesting, who wrote this?
  2. Yup, you're right. Crossing into Israel, killing two Israeli soldiers and kidnapping two Israeli soldiers is not terrorism. It was an act of war, no matter how many times chicot wants to spin it.
  3. Great pot brownie recipe
  4. A lava lamp, and a black light, with a large mirror. And an ash tray. And a TV. With a remote. And beer. And a bed A large bed
  5. WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing." The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability. Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%) The DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability. (63%) Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires. Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled, banning discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" "As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to her lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Senator Ted Kennedy, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and also find a place for all illegal aliens no matter how useless they may be."
  6. You respect? Why? Please. Because of the past I need to respect her ignorance now? Your key words are "she already had a successful, mature career." When does it end? I think she's made an ass out of herself over the last few years. How may analogies do you need, of when people need to step aside? I believe she's the joke of the press corp..........
  7. My fault, I only saw it this morning. But your're right, she sets the table so nice. An annoyance at the White House for many years. The patronizing will end soon, what is she 90?
  8. I may join in on the fun next time, good luck tonight. BTW, you're still an ass-hole.
  9. Make sure you raise with a 6 and an 8. Sure to spark, LanaK.
  10. Your vote count for annoyance, will, undoubtedly rise after this post.
  11. Yell " SOCCER SUCKS!!" They'll find you!!
  12. The obvious, isn't always the obvious. Though, I'm sensing you feel some guilt here?
  13. Did you hear Tony Snows response to Helen Thomas today. Too funny.
  14. I wonder if ieatcranz will wish him a HFB. Happy Birthday Ya dirty rotten scoundrel.
  15. I hope they're all obsessive compulsive?
  16. http://www.saab-stuff.com/pop.swf
  17. So Ieatcranz moves on to the next round?
  18. That's why I deleted the post, I've moved on to the Bill's winning the Supper Bowl this year stuff. Anything at snopes on that?
  19. He supports conservative Porn stars, though. You have to give him credit there.
  20. I wish, Al Gore were President. He'd have bee able to stop Global Warming, all by himself. His plan was in the lock box, I think, damn.
  21. You hunt'n fer dinner again, cinzy?
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