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I know, right? Really when they see that, they're probably thinking 'lunch!'.

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

They were laughing WITH you, not AT you.

Love the avatar!

I watched my DVD of that game recently.

ME!

Bellicheat would commit hari kari right there on the sideline.

These last 2 games were just extensions of the preseason - don't show too much to the opponent and all that. Now we open up the can of whoopass on the pats*! How great will it be to end the streak against them in their own stadium after looking so putrid the last 2 weeks? Yeah, that's what it is. Uh huh.

Baby, Baby, Baby OHHHHH

That would be good.

And you missed the tour of the Field Museum in Chicago.

Yep - he'd have invented a genre or two by now I would think. Well, I stand up next to a mountain And I chop it down with the edge of my hand Well, I stand up next to a mountain Chop it down with the edge of my hand Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island Might even raise just a little sand

What most fail to realize is that the stuff he puts in that bowling ball is completely VILE! It's like drinking a shot of cough syrup. NOBODY can get drunk on that stuff. It's completely ceremonial.

I hope they have a lot of ketchup

Actually as many as want to. All players, male and female, have a certain amount of time before the doors are opened to reporters of both genders. If those players choose to be naked after that time, that's their choice knowing that people are coming in. Call me sexist, but I bet female athletes are more likely to cover up before that time expires.

I pity the person who parks in Kenny's spot next game - that's gonna get ugly

My son's first game ever, when he was 3 1/2, was the preseason game against the Eagles at which Jerry's leg got broken. He was always Ben's favorite player after that.

I'm not sure either, but we've kinda settled on "Rubeo". This name was given to me by TSW during a database upgrade (perhaps as retribution for all the crashing) and I've kept it ever since.

Try the toy department at Walmart.

Tossy McSalad and Deep Voice both have great names for what they do/when they do it.

The people who help Ken run his tailgate are *almost never* falling-down drunk. Can't say the same for the people who stop by but that's not Ken's fault. Now, one might say "why would somebody who's NOT falling-down drunk allow himself to be squirted with ketchup?", and the answer to that would probably be "tradition". Or "insanity". Wow Ken's getting almost as much national attention as Inez Sainz.

It's the hypocrisy that gets me. The NFL has celebrated Kenny and his tailgate more than once in NFL Films features. Kenny was the Bills fan representative at this years' HOF festivities. Hell, Kenny should BE in the HOF.

Neither could this guy, apparently

Due to inheritance taxes, Ralph cannot LEAVE the team to anyone. It HAS to go to the estate. So either he sells while alive, which he's always said he will NEVER do, or it goes to the estate where the assumption is that it will go into a highest-bidder-gets-it auction

Great name though.