I actually had this dream a couple months ago, maybe the day Ralph died. I lived with a Jets fan this year. When i told him aboit it the next morning, he just shook his head and said "you people sure are a miserable bunch."
Which draft was it where he first gave Bruce Willis hair?
Actually, if you want it to be an M. Night Shamalan twist, we find out that the league has been tricking the city of Buffalo all along. The whole thing is fake. Somehow they already have moved the team to LA and have found a way to make all Bills fans believe that the team is still here. That's why fans of other teams laugh when they find out I'm a Bills fan.
There is no other explanation for the last fourteen years.
I know Marino and Polian are playing in the golf tournament tomorrow. Berman, Tasker, Reed, Bennett, Bruce Smith, and several others are expected, too.