I won my fantasy league last year. I get to name the last place team in accordance with the league theme (which I also get to name). The league theme is beer.
There are so many disgusting choices such as Beast, Natty, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Red Dog, etc.
Or, I could go the way of Malt Beverage - i.e. Colt 45 and Mickey's.
Any insulting names you can think of?