thats why I only hand out Reeses, Snickers, Milky Ways, Butterfingers....no suckers!!
We never trashed someone who gave Reeses....
I dress up and go with my kids.....I scare a lot of little kids with this freeky mask I have....
When I was a teenager (just too old to trick or treat) I would put a mask on, stuff leaves out my gloves and boots and sit by the front door playing "dead"....kids would be like....Is that real? Go ahead and touch him...no you......then when some kid had the nuts to come close to me I would scream and scare the tar of them......good times....
I also would hide in leaf piles and jump out when kids game by....Man that was funny.....until the Sherrifs kid came by and after I made his some crap his pants....daddy tackled me, put a flashlight in my face telling me it wasn't funny.....more good times.