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Had to fix that.

Arcade, thank you very much.

There were too many good jokes to recount, but here's some highlights: Eric Wood comes into the room during his intro, gets a standing ovation. Fitz gets introduced, about 1/3 of the room stands to applaud his arrival. He goes up to the podium and says something to the effect of, 'What, do I have to break my neck to get a standing ovation?' Aaron Williams was pretty lit up when they started, was shitfaced by the end. He kept taking potshots at everyone (even when it wasn't his time at the podium), it was great. Apparently Williams and Bryan Scott once played 2-on-2 baseball with Freddy and his son at Freddy's house. Williams and Scott kicked their asses and celebrated like they won the world series. Freddy's son was 4 at the time. Kid refuses to play baseball to this day. Freddy's twin brother Patrick gave a great speech. Went on about having to watch the "Fred treatment" (being treated like royalty) his entire life. Talked about Freddy calling him at 3:00 pm on a weekday in the offseason to whine about being bored and that he was thinking about taking his kids to Disneyland. Patrick works for a living... he was not impressed: 'mother!@#$er, don't you !@#$ing call me at 3:00 to !@#$ing tell me you're !@#$ing bored and thinking about going to Disneyland!' Freddy was voted best looking man at Coe college, while his identical twin brother did not receive a vote "we have the same !@#$ing face!" It was pointed out that Patrick's future wife was attending Coe college at the time (and didn't vote for him). Fitz had props. He mocked Eric Wood's retirement speech, referencing that it was approved by his agents and the PA not to include the word "retirement" so he could get his injury guarantee. He wore a wig for it. He then stripped down to his Bills Zubaz underwear, dressed up like Freddy, and gave a retirement speech as Jackson. Called Whaley a "spineless [p]ussy", to much applause. Freddy had a great story about Wood bending over at the line to snap the ball during practice, and ripping a nasty fart. Fitz audibled to a shotgun snap. Chan was not happy. He talked about having jerseys of his favorite teammates, including Terrence McGee, on his wall at home. Every one of the jerseys was given and signed by the player, except one. McGee made him buy a jersey online.

Fitz was on fire. Had the best lines of the night, by far. The zubaz underwear was a nice touch. Freddy's brother was pretty awesome too. Aaron Williams is a fun drunk.

I wouldn't agree with this. Each branch has checks over the others, which did not go away. The Court has no authority to create law, nor do they have any mechanism to enforce their rulings. They have no more authority over the other two branches than the other two have over the Court. Marbury v. Madison was a natural extension of the "cases or controversies" mandate of Article 3. However, it was completely unethical for Marshall to take part in the case (much less write the decision), since it was his !@#$up on the last day of Adams' administration that created the issue of the case.

Thank God they are getting rid of those awful helmets. Though the uniform change has nothing to do with the playoff run; my understanding is that the process to change/modify uniforms takes quite awhile, and would have necessarily started before last season.

Yes. Is it sad that she looks better in her mugshot than her school photo?

I'm confused. Should we get you some oil to lube your mechanical bot parts, or does polly need a cracker?

You had no point.

Does this mean I'm part of the posse now?

Could it get any classier than that?

I'm strangely ok with this act of empowerment. No fatties.

That's just cruel.

Both of those portraits are awful. Barack's would be far better without that ivy nonsense. There is no saving Michelle's.

I agree with Braun's singing voice being better. Everything he does is damned entertaining, regardless of how cheesy and unrealistic it is. I marked out when Strowman grabbed the base as Elias was going up the ramp. Kinda surprised he smashed it across Elias with the string/neck side down. I'm guessing it was made/adjusted so flimsy it didn't matter.

Damn warmongering Canadians!

You left out the heritage we gained in the criminal justice system from Zimbabwe and Siam, you racist bastard. Your entire post reeks as nothing more than code to prejudice people, in true Nazi-Racist-Misogynistic fashion.

It's equally unrealistic to assume that they had anything approaching a significant impact on the results, too.

I'd wager either family, money, or health. The WW[F] travel schedule, especially back in the 80's and 90's, was very brutal, with 300+ shows per year. It's still pretty brutal on the performers, but apparently nothing like it was back in the day.

He has more rings than Kelly and Marino combined.

The Elias/Strowman bit last night was pure gold. They are both turning into money for the WWE.

I'm sure the Facebook thing is just some sort of racist code for voter suppression. Keeping the Democrats down in the states that Trump won. There is no other explanation as to why the most fantastic, qualified, scandal-free, and well-liked candidate in US history lost the election. There was even a book on it or something.

Clearly it was the Facebook bots, yahoo comment trolls, and retweets that swayed enough states to give Trump over 300 electoral votes.

If you think North Korea is such a paradise, go visit it. Let us know your impression.