TheBrownBear

Osweiler is raw but he's got a nice live arm. Mazzone runs a ton of bubble screens, so that's what you'll see in most highlights. He's a good athlete (If I recall, he was a pretty big basketball recruit coming out of high school). Would love to see him here with a 3rd round or later selection.

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I like the op's idea, but why not just trade fred to indy for their first. Then we could take andrew luck. Trade fitz to the browns for the #4 pick and grab kalil. Move next year's first rounder and merriman for the #5 pick and take blackmon. Then use the #10 pick on trent richardson. That would give us a nice young core for the next few years.

Holy crap!!! That is some legit punishment there. Impressive. Love Goodell's management style, if not his overall vision.

This. But if we could get him for a 6th rounder or less, I'd consider it.

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*Ralph shuffles to podium* "What? Why am I here? Oh, um, yes, I'd like to announce our first round pick JD Williams"

This is a great signing! No doubt about it. And I'm a skeptic when it comes to everything. This was the best option available to them and they got it done. Combined with the Stevie re-signing, this frees them up to do pretty much whatever they want with the number 10 pick in the draft.

LOL...went back offline.

kid probably just got laid.

"According to unnamed sources, Mario Williams has decided to live in downtown Buffalo but sign with the Tennessee Titans."

I did offer her my parents basement. And I promised not to do that whole "ground up in the freezer" thing. Even if that is how I like my coffee...and my women.

I don't blame his girl. I can't get my wife to move to Buffalo either.

Agree (except I think he'll ultimately balk at the deal). Great post that should be required reading for everyone in this thread.

Yeah, things were going so good between us before she showed up.

Don't you understand? It was just another cruel trick played on the people of Buffalo. We are Carrie and the bucket of pigs' blood just fell on our head again.

I never liked him anyway. He's no Chidi Ahanatou.

Well, that sucks. If he leaves tonight without signing, you can kiss him goodbye. At least we made the hard sell. Can't fault Nix for losing this guy. Buffalo just isn't a desirable landing spot for free agents at this point in time.

I just ate the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

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Wait...last I heard was they were planning on using him at nickleback on passing downs.

Let's just hope it's not Merriman and Tila Tequila.

Wow. Sounds like a done deal. Not sure he's worth what we're going to pay him, but at least we aren't so repulsive that we can't bring in a big name player. Draft a couple solid linebackers and we could have a real nice defense for the next five years.

I like Fitz. He seems like a cool dude. He's a gunslinger. He's played some exciting games for us. Having said that, I'm of the opinion that he is what he is at this point, and that he'll never be an elite winning QB in this league because of his inaccuracy. You can blame his crappy season last year on his "injury", but his accuracy problems were there before the Redskins game. Don't forget...we win the Giants game if he hits either of those throws to an open Stevie down the sideline. Just a hunch but I think he'll be our starter for two more seasons...max.

I agree. He'd be a fool not to sign with a better team for comparable money. Would you rather be making $8 mil a year playing for a playoff team in San Francisco or making the same money with the bottom-feeding Buffalo Bills? It's a no-brainer.