Sadly, you're right.
I would probably fly back to WNY and do my rioting and looting in Jimmytown. I'd tip over a car or two down on third street by where Mr. Donut used to be. Then I'd set Shawbucks on fire. I would prolly steal some jewelery from Carlson's and maybe take some Jars of Texas hot sauce from Johnny's. I might drive a truck into Evan's Skateland while I'm at it.
WVU, you're welcome to join me in the hooliganism if you're still living there when it happens. Wait, if you end up out here in Colorado, we could fly home together and do our pillaging.